1 00:00:01,114 --> 00:00:03,885 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:23,691 --> 00:00:26,264 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:59,563 --> 00:01:01,901 (rock music) 4 00:01:16,130 --> 00:01:20,772 ♪ You don't know how you use me ♪ 5 00:01:20,772 --> 00:01:24,580 ♪ Deconstruct me and consume me ♪ 6 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:28,054 ♪ I'm all used up 7 00:01:28,054 --> 00:01:29,990 ♪ I'm out of luck 8 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,095 ♪ I am starstruck 9 00:01:32,095 --> 00:01:35,435 ♪ By something in your eyes 10 00:01:35,435 --> 00:01:39,376 ♪ That is keeping my hope alive ♪ 11 00:01:39,376 --> 00:01:43,384 ♪ Sick of myself when I look at you ♪ 12 00:01:43,384 --> 00:01:47,526 ♪ Something is beautiful and true ♪ 13 00:01:47,526 --> 00:01:51,133 ♪ World that's of me and the right ♪ 14 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:54,873 ♪ Hard to even want to try 15 00:01:54,873 --> 00:01:58,114 ♪ I'm beginning to think 16 00:01:58,114 --> 00:02:03,024 ♪ That you don't know 17 00:02:07,866 --> 00:02:10,805 ♪ I'll take a leap 18 00:02:11,841 --> 00:02:13,144 - [Child] Trick or treat! 19 00:02:13,144 --> 00:02:15,782 - Sarah the witch, I hate you. 20 00:02:15,782 --> 00:02:17,853 (laughs) 21 00:02:17,853 --> 00:02:18,688 - Grab me! 22 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:21,594 - Come on, let's do it again. 23 00:02:21,594 --> 00:02:22,929 Let's do it again. 24 00:02:22,929 --> 00:02:25,035 Come on, come on, 25 00:02:25,035 --> 00:02:26,003 come on. 26 00:02:26,003 --> 00:02:27,606 - Stop. 27 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,510 - Come on, I'll be your best friend. 28 00:02:29,510 --> 00:02:30,445 - You already are. 29 00:02:30,445 --> 00:02:32,015 - I'll be your bestest friend. 30 00:02:32,015 --> 00:02:33,985 - It's not even a word, Joint English major. 31 00:02:33,985 --> 00:02:34,820 - Sure, better, 32 00:02:34,820 --> 00:02:36,557 best, bestest. 33 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,027 - That is so lame. 34 00:02:38,027 --> 00:02:40,465 (rock music) 35 00:02:42,436 --> 00:02:43,771 - That was the party, guys. 36 00:02:43,771 --> 00:02:44,606 - Great! 37 00:02:45,475 --> 00:02:47,846 - You're with Sarah? 38 00:02:47,846 --> 00:02:49,149 - I ditched her. 39 00:02:50,985 --> 00:02:52,189 - Oh no, you didn't! 40 00:02:52,189 --> 00:02:53,091 - Girl, hi! 41 00:02:55,028 --> 00:02:57,065 - We thought you hooked up with that tin man? 42 00:02:57,065 --> 00:02:59,636 - That tin man's a woman, thank you very much. 43 00:02:59,636 --> 00:03:01,474 - [Bob] You're welcome. 44 00:03:02,676 --> 00:03:04,379 - Hey Beth, you want to hit 45 00:03:04,379 --> 00:03:05,949 Georgetown before the bars close? 46 00:03:05,949 --> 00:03:07,252 - Why are you getting undressed? 47 00:03:07,252 --> 00:03:09,156 - I'm certainly not going out like this! 48 00:03:09,156 --> 00:03:11,093 - It is like Halloween. 49 00:03:11,093 --> 00:03:14,199 - Oh, who says GW is a safety school? 50 00:03:15,068 --> 00:03:15,935 Hey, you wanna come with? 51 00:03:15,935 --> 00:03:16,837 - We're beat. 52 00:03:16,837 --> 00:03:17,672 - Beaten. 53 00:03:17,672 --> 00:03:18,508 - Beatest. 54 00:03:18,508 --> 00:03:19,343 - Bestest. 55 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:22,082 - Whatever. 56 00:03:23,184 --> 00:03:24,219 - [Brendan] Come on, you don't 57 00:03:24,219 --> 00:03:25,755 know what you're talking about. 58 00:03:25,755 --> 00:03:27,993 - Oh please, they're like never gonna get together. 59 00:03:27,993 --> 00:03:29,730 - I'm telling you, he likes Beth, 60 00:03:29,730 --> 00:03:31,500 but he's just, you know, 61 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:32,469 playing dumb. 62 00:03:32,469 --> 00:03:34,306 - Yeah, Eric isn't like, 63 00:03:34,306 --> 00:03:36,710 you know, as out of it is he-- 64 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:37,546 - Seems? 65 00:03:37,546 --> 00:03:39,650 (laughs) 66 00:03:41,320 --> 00:03:42,389 He's a stone. 67 00:03:44,026 --> 00:03:44,860 Oh shit. 68 00:03:47,599 --> 00:03:48,434 Oh man. 69 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,342 What the hell is in here? 70 00:03:54,246 --> 00:03:57,285 Sleeping works better when you're lying down, Bob. 71 00:03:57,285 --> 00:03:58,554 - Well, come on Uncle B. 72 00:03:58,554 --> 00:04:01,393 Tell me a story, that always puts me to sleep. 73 00:04:01,393 --> 00:04:02,329 - Oh, 74 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:04,499 one to put you to sleep, huh? 75 00:04:04,499 --> 00:04:05,335 Oh man. 76 00:04:10,511 --> 00:04:11,347 Let's see. 77 00:04:13,851 --> 00:04:15,455 A long time ago. 78 00:04:15,455 --> 00:04:16,390 - Yes. 79 00:04:16,390 --> 00:04:18,628 - In a suburb far, far away, 80 00:04:19,796 --> 00:04:22,802 lived an odd little boy with very large lips. 81 00:04:22,802 --> 00:04:24,806 - Watch it there. 82 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,277 - Okay, Beth-O, 83 00:04:26,277 --> 00:04:28,114 looks like you and me against the Marine Corps. 84 00:04:28,114 --> 00:04:29,416 (Sarah cheering) 85 00:04:29,416 --> 00:04:31,287 - Well, I think we're just gonna hang. 86 00:04:31,287 --> 00:04:32,922 - Look, I'll come with you! 87 00:04:32,922 --> 00:04:33,858 - Correction. 88 00:04:33,858 --> 00:04:36,330 Make that, I'm just gonna hang. 89 00:04:38,034 --> 00:04:40,305 - What's up with that? 90 00:04:40,305 --> 00:04:44,413 - That the people in town made fun of him so much 91 00:04:46,984 --> 00:04:49,189 that he couldn't get an ounce of sleep. 92 00:04:49,189 --> 00:04:50,024 The end. 93 00:04:50,024 --> 00:04:51,527 - That's pathetic. 94 00:04:52,395 --> 00:04:53,731 - Well, you're the writer. 95 00:04:53,731 --> 00:04:54,766 Embellish. 96 00:04:54,766 --> 00:04:56,470 - Okay, all right. 97 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:59,142 This boy, the one with the lips, 98 00:05:00,311 --> 00:05:03,017 he got so pissed off at the morons in town 99 00:05:03,017 --> 00:05:05,555 that he decided to visit them each at home, 100 00:05:05,555 --> 00:05:07,225 and give them all a big-- 101 00:05:07,225 --> 00:05:08,094 - Yeah, what? 102 00:05:08,094 --> 00:05:08,994 - Bad. 103 00:05:08,994 --> 00:05:10,064 - What? 104 00:05:10,064 --> 00:05:11,033 - Wedgie! 105 00:05:11,033 --> 00:05:13,938 (Brendan laughing) 106 00:05:17,212 --> 00:05:19,983 (underwear ripping) 107 00:05:19,983 --> 00:05:22,655 (chilled music) 108 00:05:27,532 --> 00:05:29,202 (Brendan laughing) 109 00:05:29,202 --> 00:05:32,509 - The kids are roughhousing again. 110 00:05:32,509 --> 00:05:34,579 (yelling in Spanish) 111 00:05:34,579 --> 00:05:38,821 - We're trying to have a little romance here! 112 00:05:38,821 --> 00:05:42,729 (speaking in Spanish) 113 00:05:42,729 --> 00:05:44,065 (Carol laughing) 114 00:05:44,065 --> 00:05:47,639 (Brendan and Bob laughing) 115 00:05:49,242 --> 00:05:52,816 (Brendan and Bob grunting) 116 00:05:55,221 --> 00:05:56,223 - I won! 117 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,826 I can't believe it! 118 00:05:59,429 --> 00:06:01,934 (Bob laughing) 119 00:06:07,445 --> 00:06:11,920 ♪ I think I love you 120 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,557 ♪ I think I love you 121 00:06:13,557 --> 00:06:15,962 ♪ So what am I so afraid of 122 00:06:15,962 --> 00:06:18,234 ♪ I'm afraid that I'm not sure of ♪ 123 00:06:18,234 --> 00:06:23,143 ♪ A love there is no cure for 124 00:06:23,143 --> 00:06:25,481 ♪ I think I love you 125 00:06:25,481 --> 00:06:28,120 ♪ Isn't that what life is made of ♪ 126 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:31,093 ♪ Though it worries me to say 127 00:06:31,093 --> 00:06:35,101 ♪ That I've never felt this way ♪ 128 00:06:45,121 --> 00:06:47,358 - Look, we've got lights, 129 00:06:47,358 --> 00:06:49,996 tinsel, and all sorts of Christmas crackers. 130 00:06:49,996 --> 00:06:51,300 - Carol said to get a tree. 131 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:52,902 - Well, I didn't know the lot closed at nine. 132 00:06:52,902 --> 00:06:53,904 - Well, if you'd been there on time in the first place, 133 00:06:53,904 --> 00:06:55,374 it wouldn't be a problem-- 134 00:06:55,374 --> 00:06:57,378 - We couldn't have carried it back with your arm anyway. 135 00:06:57,378 --> 00:06:58,647 - My arm? 136 00:06:58,647 --> 00:07:00,117 It's your fault that my arm is like this! 137 00:07:00,117 --> 00:07:02,221 - Oh, that's really, 138 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:03,257 really good, Bob. 139 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:04,859 That's really good. 140 00:07:05,795 --> 00:07:09,235 (Carol and Beth humming) 141 00:07:14,112 --> 00:07:15,548 - Oh man. 142 00:07:15,548 --> 00:07:16,483 - Okay, so? 143 00:07:17,885 --> 00:07:19,956 What do you think? 144 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,560 - It's so lifelike. 145 00:07:23,364 --> 00:07:24,399 - Oh, you hate it. 146 00:07:24,399 --> 00:07:25,234 - No, no. 147 00:07:26,303 --> 00:07:28,474 I love it, loving this tree. 148 00:07:28,474 --> 00:07:29,709 - Oh good, okay. 149 00:07:29,709 --> 00:07:31,246 Okay, where do I put the mistletoe? 150 00:07:31,246 --> 00:07:33,484 - Someplace secluded with a little privacy. 151 00:07:33,484 --> 00:07:35,121 - Like my room. 152 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:38,694 - There's less traffic on the beltway. 153 00:07:38,694 --> 00:07:43,704 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 154 00:07:44,606 --> 00:07:49,082 ♪ Tis the season to be jolly 155 00:07:49,983 --> 00:07:53,590 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel 156 00:07:53,590 --> 00:07:55,194 - Earth to Bob! 157 00:07:55,194 --> 00:07:56,430 - Hey. 158 00:07:56,430 --> 00:07:57,598 - Hey-hey-hey! 159 00:07:59,569 --> 00:08:02,742 Oh, this is not a Christmas face. 160 00:08:02,742 --> 00:08:05,481 - I'm just ragged out from finals. 161 00:08:05,481 --> 00:08:08,053 - You had two finals last week. 162 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:17,038 Just see something. 163 00:08:17,038 --> 00:08:18,674 - He's nothing, he's having a good time, 164 00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:20,177 like we all should be having a good time. 165 00:08:20,177 --> 00:08:21,246 - Brendan's been hanging out with Sarah all night. 166 00:08:21,246 --> 00:08:22,081 He hates Sarah. 167 00:08:22,081 --> 00:08:22,982 - We all hate Sarah. 168 00:08:22,982 --> 00:08:24,986 - I know, but it's just, 169 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:28,193 it's weird. 170 00:08:32,301 --> 00:08:33,604 - Does this have something to do 171 00:08:33,604 --> 00:08:36,009 with the you being in love with him thing? 172 00:08:36,009 --> 00:08:37,378 - Does anybody else know? 173 00:08:37,378 --> 00:08:42,288 - No, (laughs) but Sarah would kill you. 174 00:08:42,288 --> 00:08:43,791 - I can only hope. 175 00:08:45,327 --> 00:08:46,563 - Come on, Bob. 176 00:08:48,066 --> 00:08:49,669 You know, you just need to get out more. 177 00:08:49,669 --> 00:08:52,475 I hear that Tracks is a great place to meet guys. 178 00:08:52,475 --> 00:08:54,479 - I don't want some generic guy. 179 00:08:54,479 --> 00:08:56,716 - You better find one, 'cause it ain't gonna be Brendan. 180 00:08:56,716 --> 00:08:57,718 - But it is! 181 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,858 Look, his room was right next to me and Matt last year, 182 00:09:00,858 --> 00:09:02,895 and then we're in the same lit section. 183 00:09:02,895 --> 00:09:06,069 This year we're roommates, it's like fate. 184 00:09:06,069 --> 00:09:07,471 - Like a mistake. 185 00:09:09,776 --> 00:09:10,711 Look, Bob, 186 00:09:10,711 --> 00:09:13,250 you are a funny, talented guy. 187 00:09:13,250 --> 00:09:14,452 And sooner than you think, 188 00:09:14,452 --> 00:09:17,758 you're gonna meet that fucking prince... 189 00:09:26,343 --> 00:09:27,178 Oh Bob. 190 00:09:32,388 --> 00:09:35,127 (wind whistling) 191 00:09:41,940 --> 00:09:44,646 (upbeat music) 192 00:09:44,646 --> 00:09:47,885 (party goers chatting) 193 00:09:57,705 --> 00:10:01,112 - Yes folks, it's freshman orientation. 194 00:10:01,112 --> 00:10:03,317 - [Bob] What do they see in them? 195 00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:04,852 - Virginity. 196 00:10:04,852 --> 00:10:05,688 So, um, 197 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,099 is yours still intact? 198 00:10:11,099 --> 00:10:12,635 - It's a little complicated. 199 00:10:12,635 --> 00:10:13,637 - No. 200 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:15,007 No Bob, it's really not. 201 00:10:15,007 --> 00:10:17,912 See, you just find the right girl, 202 00:10:17,912 --> 00:10:21,286 or the right now girl, and just... 203 00:10:21,286 --> 00:10:22,288 (laughs) 204 00:10:22,288 --> 00:10:23,123 - Beth? 205 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:23,957 - Yeah? 206 00:10:24,959 --> 00:10:27,298 - I have a crush on Brendan. 207 00:10:29,235 --> 00:10:31,139 - [Sarah] Hey, you guys seen Brendan? 208 00:10:31,139 --> 00:10:32,475 - Oh, that's funny. 209 00:10:32,475 --> 00:10:35,080 We were just talking about him. 210 00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,653 - Your point being? 211 00:10:38,653 --> 00:10:40,357 - She has no idea. 212 00:10:40,357 --> 00:10:43,363 - Oh, I've got a lot of bright ideas, 213 00:10:43,363 --> 00:10:45,968 like going for guys who only date jail bait. 214 00:10:45,968 --> 00:10:47,071 - You really want to know? 215 00:10:47,071 --> 00:10:50,010 - Mm, I always want to know. 216 00:10:50,010 --> 00:10:51,279 - Okay-- 217 00:10:51,279 --> 00:10:54,452 - Well Sarah, turns out that Bob here 218 00:10:54,452 --> 00:10:57,858 would like to sleep with Brendan as well. 219 00:11:02,535 --> 00:11:05,374 ♪ Just like the sun, you're always turning ♪ 220 00:11:05,374 --> 00:11:08,146 - I hate it when Eric answers the phone, "Talk to me." 221 00:11:08,146 --> 00:11:09,816 Like, what is that shit, 222 00:11:09,816 --> 00:11:12,054 like he's hosting some college radio show? 223 00:11:12,054 --> 00:11:13,623 I fucking hate that! 224 00:11:13,623 --> 00:11:16,029 - What about Brendan when he's like, "We're out of food"-- 225 00:11:16,029 --> 00:11:17,231 - Oh, I know! 226 00:11:17,231 --> 00:11:19,168 I know, like it's his food or something? 227 00:11:19,168 --> 00:11:20,304 I know. 228 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,506 - Hey, what's up? 229 00:11:21,506 --> 00:11:22,608 - [Beth] Oh hi, we're making fun of you. 230 00:11:22,608 --> 00:11:23,643 - Good, good, 231 00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:24,579 good, listen, 232 00:11:24,579 --> 00:11:26,316 can you help me with the couch? 233 00:11:26,316 --> 00:11:27,985 Wendy's a little drunk. 234 00:11:27,985 --> 00:11:30,124 - Wendy's a little, a little drunk? 235 00:11:30,124 --> 00:11:30,958 Beth! 236 00:11:30,958 --> 00:11:31,793 - Yes Bob? 237 00:11:31,793 --> 00:11:32,628 - We have a house guest! 238 00:11:32,628 --> 00:11:34,432 - Fabulous, Wendy! 239 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:37,471 (sings) Well, who's tripping down the streets of the city? 240 00:11:37,471 --> 00:11:38,807 - Come on, come on. 241 00:11:38,807 --> 00:11:40,577 (Bob and Beth singing) 242 00:11:40,577 --> 00:11:42,281 - What are they doing? 243 00:11:42,281 --> 00:11:43,717 - Wendy, Wendy, 244 00:11:43,717 --> 00:11:45,354 will you just cut it out? 245 00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:49,328 (Bob and Beth singing) 246 00:11:49,328 --> 00:11:50,197 Cut it out. 247 00:11:51,132 --> 00:11:52,701 - Cut what out? 248 00:11:52,701 --> 00:11:54,839 - I'm talking to you, lip man. 249 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,545 (Beth screaming) 250 00:11:59,882 --> 00:12:01,419 - Get off of me. 251 00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:05,861 (Wendy yelling and laughing) 252 00:12:05,861 --> 00:12:08,900 - What the hell is going on? 253 00:12:08,900 --> 00:12:11,673 (Wendy laughing) 254 00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:15,247 - If I have to stop this party, there'll be hell to pay. 255 00:12:15,247 --> 00:12:18,220 (Brendan grunting) 256 00:12:18,220 --> 00:12:19,055 - Fight, fight, 257 00:12:19,055 --> 00:12:19,889 fight, fight! 258 00:12:19,889 --> 00:12:22,661 (Wendy laughing) 259 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:32,248 ♪ Hold me in your arms 260 00:12:32,248 --> 00:12:34,352 ♪ Believe me 261 00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:37,524 ♪ When I'm loving you 262 00:12:38,426 --> 00:12:39,528 - [Beth] Bob? 263 00:12:43,003 --> 00:12:46,576 ♪ I see your face and all my fear subside ♪ 264 00:12:46,576 --> 00:12:48,780 - Happy fucking Valentine's Day. 265 00:12:48,780 --> 00:12:53,189 ♪ When I'm loving you 266 00:12:53,189 --> 00:12:56,929 ♪ I lay my soul down on the line ♪ 267 00:12:56,929 --> 00:12:59,902 ♪ I give everything 268 00:13:03,443 --> 00:13:06,349 (bottles clanking) 269 00:13:18,907 --> 00:13:22,147 (door handle rattling) 270 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:27,191 (Bob breathing heavily) 271 00:13:50,070 --> 00:13:52,641 (upbeat music) 272 00:13:58,520 --> 00:14:01,225 - Of course she objected a black wedding dress. 273 00:14:01,225 --> 00:14:02,227 - It was crushed velvet! 274 00:14:02,227 --> 00:14:03,396 - Oh yeah, well, 275 00:14:03,396 --> 00:14:04,231 velvet. 276 00:14:04,231 --> 00:14:05,600 - I made it myself. 277 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,838 - And you can probably sell it at the boutique 278 00:14:07,838 --> 00:14:09,975 for two or three times as much. 279 00:14:09,975 --> 00:14:12,648 - The idea of me strutting up the aisle 280 00:14:12,648 --> 00:14:15,520 like some snowy white virgin is insane. 281 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:17,024 As I'm sure we'll be reminded, 282 00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,428 we've been living together in sin for the past five years. 283 00:14:19,428 --> 00:14:20,997 - Five and a half. 284 00:14:20,997 --> 00:14:21,933 - Whatever. 285 00:14:23,436 --> 00:14:26,342 (car horn honking) 286 00:14:28,813 --> 00:14:30,517 - Carol's mom is going to flip-- 287 00:14:30,517 --> 00:14:33,289 - Sorry, lunch shift ran late. 288 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,327 - Whose car is this? 289 00:14:35,327 --> 00:14:37,030 - It's my mom's. 290 00:14:37,030 --> 00:14:39,268 So how's senator so-and-so? 291 00:14:40,437 --> 00:14:42,441 - They've got me on constituent relations. 292 00:14:42,441 --> 00:14:43,276 - Oh, I see. 293 00:14:43,276 --> 00:14:44,478 Licking envelopes, huh? 294 00:14:44,478 --> 00:14:46,482 - At least I get to meet a lot of cute guys. 295 00:14:46,482 --> 00:14:50,156 - Sarah, Republicans as a rule are not cute. 296 00:14:51,392 --> 00:14:53,997 (horn honking) 297 00:15:05,754 --> 00:15:07,491 - [Sarah] Oh my God, that's Bob's boyfriend? 298 00:15:07,491 --> 00:15:09,895 - Dearest, you've got to be strong. 299 00:15:09,895 --> 00:15:11,499 - Don't do it. 300 00:15:11,499 --> 00:15:13,069 - [Sarah] Who is she, she is beautiful? 301 00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:14,672 - How can they do this to you? 302 00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:15,840 - Oh, she's so lovely. 303 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:18,580 - No one in this bastard town will stand up 304 00:15:18,580 --> 00:15:22,087 for a woman wrongly accused of kidnapping. 305 00:15:24,425 --> 00:15:26,329 - [Sarah] I can feel it! 306 00:15:26,329 --> 00:15:28,900 (cheers) 307 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:31,272 - He is such a screamboat. 308 00:15:31,272 --> 00:15:33,209 - I can't believe Bob writes this trash. 309 00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:35,113 - Hey, don't knock the trash. 310 00:15:35,113 --> 00:15:37,951 - (giggles) So, how are the festivities shaping up? 311 00:15:37,951 --> 00:15:39,822 - Barbara is dealing with all that crap. 312 00:15:39,822 --> 00:15:42,027 - Why are you letting your mother plan the wedding? 313 00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,763 - It's what moms do best. 314 00:15:43,763 --> 00:15:46,335 - Don't you think that someday you'll regret not taking 315 00:15:46,335 --> 00:15:49,942 a larger role in the most important day of your life? 316 00:15:49,942 --> 00:15:50,777 - Um, no. 317 00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,316 - [Barbara] Hey girls! 318 00:15:53,316 --> 00:15:54,718 - [Sarah] Oh, hi Ms. Rivera. 319 00:15:54,718 --> 00:15:55,854 - Hi Babs! 320 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,024 - Well, thank you so much for 321 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,192 coming by and watching the house. 322 00:15:58,192 --> 00:15:59,662 - Oh, no problem at all. 323 00:15:59,662 --> 00:16:02,834 It is such a thrill to be here for Carol's big weekend. 324 00:16:02,834 --> 00:16:04,638 - I'm sorry we have to rush off like this, 325 00:16:04,638 --> 00:16:07,477 but we have a three o'clock appointment at the seamstress. 326 00:16:07,477 --> 00:16:08,946 - Hello, I am a seamstress. 327 00:16:08,946 --> 00:16:10,450 - Chop-chop, no more nonsense. 328 00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:11,285 Bye! 329 00:16:11,285 --> 00:16:12,120 - Bye-Bye. 330 00:16:14,391 --> 00:16:15,660 - Matt said he'd be willing to 331 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:17,164 take you around to some of the sites. 332 00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:19,768 - Why can't I come to the Bachelorette party? 333 00:16:19,768 --> 00:16:21,505 - You're not a bachelorette. 334 00:16:21,505 --> 00:16:22,974 - I really think it's important for us 335 00:16:22,974 --> 00:16:25,246 that I get to know all your friends. 336 00:16:25,246 --> 00:16:28,019 - The Go-Go Boys are not my friends. 337 00:16:28,019 --> 00:16:29,221 - Are you insinuating that I wanna-- 338 00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:30,724 - No, but they do. 339 00:16:31,726 --> 00:16:32,561 - Aww. 340 00:16:35,333 --> 00:16:36,635 - I don't know, Eric said Brendan 341 00:16:36,635 --> 00:16:39,775 has some teaching workshop this weekend. 342 00:16:39,775 --> 00:16:42,447 - I really was hoping to see him. 343 00:16:42,447 --> 00:16:43,883 - Yeah, well, 344 00:16:43,883 --> 00:16:46,689 I'm sure some of these guys have gotta be layable. 345 00:16:46,689 --> 00:16:49,628 - This wedding is a celebration of our friends love, 346 00:16:49,628 --> 00:16:51,732 not two for one night at the rat. 347 00:16:51,732 --> 00:16:52,901 - Oh, come on. 348 00:16:52,901 --> 00:16:54,705 like you're not gonna be on the prowl. 349 00:16:54,705 --> 00:16:56,275 - A, I don't prowl, 350 00:16:57,477 --> 00:16:59,281 and B, I won't be trying to reignite 351 00:16:59,281 --> 00:17:01,752 some hopeless college flame out. 352 00:17:01,752 --> 00:17:03,189 - Oh, Eric? 353 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,424 Oh, come on. 354 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:05,460 He's not exactly on my short list. 355 00:17:05,460 --> 00:17:06,395 (phone ringing) 356 00:17:06,395 --> 00:17:08,566 - Maybe, he is on the list. 357 00:17:10,136 --> 00:17:11,539 Rivera residence? 358 00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,211 Oh my God, really! 359 00:17:14,211 --> 00:17:15,213 - Who is it? 360 00:17:16,849 --> 00:17:19,588 - [Bob] Now look, it's the Clinique counter at Macy's. 361 00:17:19,588 --> 00:17:20,990 - Just wait until you're 30. 362 00:17:20,990 --> 00:17:22,994 - I can wait, thank you. 363 00:17:29,208 --> 00:17:30,076 - You know what, Bob? 364 00:17:30,076 --> 00:17:30,910 - What? 365 00:17:32,013 --> 00:17:33,349 - I've been thinking. 366 00:17:33,349 --> 00:17:34,852 - You know, I thought I smelled smoke. 367 00:17:34,852 --> 00:17:35,687 - Haha. 368 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:39,595 Maybe we should consider making 369 00:17:39,595 --> 00:17:42,000 this a little more permanent. 370 00:17:43,169 --> 00:17:44,705 - What do you mean, like us getting-- 371 00:17:44,705 --> 00:17:47,911 - We could get one of those domestic partnership things. 372 00:17:47,911 --> 00:17:49,982 - Yeah, we've only been going out for a year? 373 00:17:49,982 --> 00:17:51,518 - Actually a year and 18 weeks. 374 00:17:51,518 --> 00:17:53,356 - That's like a world record for you, I think. 375 00:17:53,356 --> 00:17:55,360 - Come on, I'm trying to be serious here. 376 00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,629 - You have to talk about this now? 377 00:17:56,629 --> 00:17:57,864 Jesus Christ, it's almost like seven! 378 00:17:57,864 --> 00:17:58,699 - Well, come on honey-- 379 00:17:58,699 --> 00:17:59,534 - I gotta run. 380 00:17:59,534 --> 00:18:01,405 Okay, we'll talk later. 381 00:18:03,075 --> 00:18:05,647 (upbeat music) 382 00:18:12,227 --> 00:18:13,296 - Oh, thanks. 383 00:18:16,969 --> 00:18:21,078 - So, you two all excited about the big event. 384 00:18:21,078 --> 00:18:25,019 - Yeah, I feel like it's about time I settled down. 385 00:18:25,019 --> 00:18:26,855 - Come on, y'all are just babies. 386 00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,159 - I don't know, you know? 387 00:18:28,159 --> 00:18:30,530 When I hit 25, I started wondering 388 00:18:30,530 --> 00:18:32,834 what I was gonna do with my life. 389 00:18:32,834 --> 00:18:34,338 - Oh, it was always your career. 390 00:18:34,338 --> 00:18:35,707 - Oh, well, 391 00:18:35,707 --> 00:18:39,348 sewing glasses at LensCrafters is more like a job. 392 00:18:40,350 --> 00:18:42,220 - You know, when I was your age, 393 00:18:42,220 --> 00:18:44,925 still discovering myself, 394 00:18:44,925 --> 00:18:47,931 finding out what made Sterling Scott tick. 395 00:18:47,931 --> 00:18:49,034 - And what was that? 396 00:18:49,034 --> 00:18:50,370 - Showbiz. 397 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:53,042 - Oh, Bob doesn't make you tick? 398 00:18:54,444 --> 00:18:55,880 - Bobby's a doll. 399 00:18:56,949 --> 00:19:00,390 Best thing that happened to me in years. 400 00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,293 You know, who knows? 401 00:19:02,293 --> 00:19:04,598 We'll head on down the aisle someday. 402 00:19:04,598 --> 00:19:06,702 - Oh really, that would be great! 403 00:19:06,702 --> 00:19:10,743 You know Carol gets worried about Bob sometimes. 404 00:19:10,743 --> 00:19:12,047 No offense, Sterling, 405 00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:15,153 but it's a dangerous world out there. 406 00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,861 - Bob and I have a very safe, monogamous relationship. 407 00:19:19,861 --> 00:19:22,534 His wild years are over. 408 00:19:22,534 --> 00:19:25,039 (dance music) 409 00:19:33,689 --> 00:19:34,691 - Oh my God! 410 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:36,929 - Oh, hello? 411 00:19:36,929 --> 00:19:38,365 I wanna play with him too. 412 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:40,002 - Honey, all it takes is dollar to dream. 413 00:19:40,002 --> 00:19:41,572 - Yeah, to us both. 414 00:19:43,175 --> 00:19:45,513 - Carol, will Barbara be joining us later? 415 00:19:45,513 --> 00:19:47,584 - Oh, I stay out of the nuptial plans, 416 00:19:47,584 --> 00:19:49,688 and mommy dearest stays out of here. 417 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,892 - If marriage is such a hassle, why bother? 418 00:19:51,892 --> 00:19:53,095 - Taxes! 419 00:19:53,095 --> 00:19:54,498 - She's joking. 420 00:19:54,498 --> 00:19:58,038 - Have you seen the deductions to joint filing? 421 00:19:58,038 --> 00:20:00,877 (Carol screaming) 422 00:20:02,447 --> 00:20:06,688 - [Sarah] How much do I have to pay you to get off me? 423 00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:08,392 - Oh God, if Brendan could see this. 424 00:20:08,392 --> 00:20:11,598 - Are you so nervous to see him tomorrow? 425 00:20:11,598 --> 00:20:12,800 - Brendan? 426 00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:15,206 - Yeah, he called when we at your mom's. 427 00:20:15,206 --> 00:20:16,542 - He's gonna blow off his workshop 428 00:20:16,542 --> 00:20:18,078 and he's driving down with Eric. 429 00:20:18,078 --> 00:20:19,447 - Isn't that great? 430 00:20:19,447 --> 00:20:20,783 - Excuse me, excuse me. 431 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:22,854 Will you come over here please? 432 00:20:22,854 --> 00:20:25,793 (Sterling snoring) 433 00:20:40,089 --> 00:20:42,560 (Bob burping) 434 00:20:44,397 --> 00:20:46,168 - For crying out loud. 435 00:20:46,168 --> 00:20:48,239 - I thought you were asleep? 436 00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:51,712 - [Sterling] You know I'm a light sleeper. 437 00:20:53,916 --> 00:20:56,221 - So, how are the monuments? 438 00:20:58,225 --> 00:20:59,494 - Monumental. 439 00:20:59,494 --> 00:21:01,331 - [Bob] You like Matt? 440 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:03,469 - He seems very nice. 441 00:21:03,469 --> 00:21:05,306 We had a long chat about marriage. 442 00:21:05,306 --> 00:21:06,875 - Oh, you and Matt? 443 00:21:06,875 --> 00:21:07,810 Interesting. 444 00:21:07,810 --> 00:21:08,746 Carol would kill you, but-- 445 00:21:08,746 --> 00:21:10,816 - Is everything a joke to you? 446 00:21:10,816 --> 00:21:12,153 Hm, a good line? 447 00:21:14,224 --> 00:21:17,163 - Oh, it's grumpy Sterling night, 448 00:21:17,163 --> 00:21:20,202 giving grumpy line readings. 449 00:21:20,202 --> 00:21:23,509 - Just take an Advil and go to sleep. 450 00:21:23,509 --> 00:21:24,711 - [Bob] He said grumpily. 451 00:21:24,711 --> 00:21:26,214 - Advil and sleep! 452 00:21:40,142 --> 00:21:42,513 - Okay, but I just have one little 453 00:21:42,513 --> 00:21:44,017 minor sort of like question. 454 00:21:44,017 --> 00:21:48,359 Earlier tonight, were you like proposing to me? 455 00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:52,133 - [Sterling] "Was" being the key word? 456 00:21:52,133 --> 00:21:55,439 - What, so the offer's been pulled? 457 00:21:55,439 --> 00:21:58,011 - [Sterling] You said you didn't wanna talk about it. 458 00:21:58,011 --> 00:21:59,481 - Look, I had to go to the thing. 459 00:21:59,481 --> 00:22:01,151 - Look, Bob, 460 00:22:01,151 --> 00:22:04,023 if you're not ready to get serious and make a real, 461 00:22:04,023 --> 00:22:05,993 honest commitment to this, then fine, 462 00:22:05,993 --> 00:22:08,599 but I'm reaching a point in my life where I want someone-- 463 00:22:08,599 --> 00:22:09,534 - I accept. 464 00:22:11,138 --> 00:22:11,972 - You? 465 00:22:13,976 --> 00:22:14,811 Really? 466 00:22:14,811 --> 00:22:16,081 - Yeah. 467 00:22:16,081 --> 00:22:17,784 - Oh Bob, it'll be brilliant. 468 00:22:17,784 --> 00:22:21,158 A tasteful little ceremony at city hall, a champagne brunch. 469 00:22:21,158 --> 00:22:22,093 - Whoa, whoa. 470 00:22:22,093 --> 00:22:23,529 - Maybe we'll get those little-- 471 00:22:23,529 --> 00:22:24,531 - Honey, let's not tell anybody else about our plans yet. 472 00:22:24,531 --> 00:22:25,466 Okay? 473 00:22:25,466 --> 00:22:26,935 No, because I don't wanna, 474 00:22:26,935 --> 00:22:29,574 you know, I don't wanna upstage the current bride and groom. 475 00:22:29,574 --> 00:22:30,409 Sterling? 476 00:22:33,182 --> 00:22:34,017 Promise. 477 00:22:34,017 --> 00:22:34,851 - No. 478 00:22:36,254 --> 00:22:37,757 - You're terrible. 479 00:22:38,826 --> 00:22:41,665 - I'm just written that way. 480 00:22:41,665 --> 00:22:44,337 (comical music) 481 00:22:51,384 --> 00:22:53,355 - Come on, let me borrow them. 482 00:22:53,355 --> 00:22:55,259 - You're the one who said no autographs. 483 00:22:55,259 --> 00:22:57,129 - These fluorescent are killing me. 484 00:22:57,129 --> 00:22:58,632 - Remember what happened the last time 485 00:22:58,632 --> 00:23:02,306 I went shopping without the protection? 486 00:23:02,306 --> 00:23:03,742 - Hey, what's up man! 487 00:23:03,742 --> 00:23:04,878 - It's... 488 00:23:04,878 --> 00:23:06,214 - Oh, but he's forgotten us already. 489 00:23:06,214 --> 00:23:08,385 - Oh wait, lemme guess. 490 00:23:08,385 --> 00:23:10,256 Eric and Brendan. 491 00:23:10,256 --> 00:23:12,059 - Bob's been telling stories again. 492 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:14,731 - No, he's been studying the photo albums. 493 00:23:14,731 --> 00:23:16,668 This is Sterling Scott. 494 00:23:17,503 --> 00:23:18,338 - Duh! 495 00:23:19,474 --> 00:23:21,411 - So you guys staying here at the hotel? 496 00:23:21,411 --> 00:23:24,551 - Well, we're like majorly homeless. 497 00:23:24,551 --> 00:23:26,555 - They were all outta rooms. 498 00:23:26,555 --> 00:23:28,458 - Hey, why don't you stay with us? 499 00:23:28,458 --> 00:23:30,195 - Well, we don't wanna like barge in. 500 00:23:30,195 --> 00:23:31,531 - Yeah, it could be a little cramped. 501 00:23:31,531 --> 00:23:32,733 I mean... 502 00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:34,604 - Don't be ridiculous, it's a huge room. 503 00:23:34,604 --> 00:23:35,973 Two beds. 504 00:23:35,973 --> 00:23:36,808 - Sounds great. 505 00:23:36,808 --> 00:23:38,078 - Great, super. 506 00:23:39,147 --> 00:23:42,186 (choral music) 507 00:23:42,186 --> 00:23:43,822 - But they really come very highly recommended-- 508 00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,559 - Excuse me, what the hell is this? 509 00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:47,063 - It's so people know which is the bride's side. 510 00:23:47,063 --> 00:23:49,067 Now look, I want to go over tomorrow's itinerary with you. 511 00:23:49,067 --> 00:23:50,235 - What itinerary? 512 00:23:50,235 --> 00:23:51,871 - Let's see, we've gotta wake up at 9:00 AM 513 00:23:51,871 --> 00:23:53,976 since your ex father wants to take us to breakfast. 514 00:23:53,976 --> 00:23:54,811 God knows why-- 515 00:23:54,811 --> 00:23:56,047 - He's not my ex father. 516 00:23:56,047 --> 00:23:58,585 - Hairdresser gets to the house at 10:15, so-- 517 00:23:58,585 --> 00:23:59,621 - This is insane! 518 00:23:59,621 --> 00:24:01,091 Mommy, I do my own hair. 519 00:24:01,091 --> 00:24:02,193 - Don't interrupt, dear. 520 00:24:02,193 --> 00:24:03,261 Next, let's see. 521 00:24:03,261 --> 00:24:04,497 The makeup artist at noon. 522 00:24:04,497 --> 00:24:06,534 Oh, that's just when the photographer arrives! 523 00:24:06,534 --> 00:24:08,338 He can get some pictures of you getting made up. 524 00:24:08,338 --> 00:24:09,907 - Aww, rare photos. 525 00:24:09,907 --> 00:24:11,411 - Not as rare as me in church. 526 00:24:11,411 --> 00:24:12,680 - What's that, my dear? 527 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,283 - Oh, just joking around a bit, 528 00:24:14,283 --> 00:24:15,753 Father, it's nerves. 529 00:24:15,753 --> 00:24:18,291 (Priest laughing) 530 00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:22,233 - Well, you two are taking a big step tomorrow. 531 00:24:24,370 --> 00:24:28,979 A lifelong journey that is an expression of God's love, 532 00:24:31,317 --> 00:24:36,161 as embodied in your compassion and caring for one another. 533 00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:41,004 Well, let's go do the Lord's work. 534 00:24:44,844 --> 00:24:47,416 - Look, I asked Matt if it was okay to give you my reading. 535 00:24:47,416 --> 00:24:48,552 - Oh no, you don't have to do that. 536 00:24:48,552 --> 00:24:50,055 - No, it's fine. 537 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:53,061 I mean, I have so much to do as maid of honor as it is. 538 00:24:53,061 --> 00:24:54,864 Matt said it would be okay. 539 00:24:54,864 --> 00:24:55,699 - Alright. 540 00:24:57,069 --> 00:25:00,476 - You know, Matt's really glad you showed up. 541 00:25:02,279 --> 00:25:04,217 - Let me get a drag, huh? 542 00:25:04,217 --> 00:25:05,919 - You don't smoke? 543 00:25:05,919 --> 00:25:08,191 - I picked it up at school. 544 00:25:10,062 --> 00:25:11,865 - So what do you teach anyway? 545 00:25:11,865 --> 00:25:14,270 - Freshman English. 546 00:25:14,270 --> 00:25:16,341 - I bet they got a crush on you. 547 00:25:16,341 --> 00:25:18,712 - A couple of the girls always ask for extra credit. 548 00:25:18,712 --> 00:25:19,547 - No boys? 549 00:25:20,482 --> 00:25:22,219 - Oh my God, Brendan! 550 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:25,125 You look great. 551 00:25:25,125 --> 00:25:27,730 - Sarah, you look so Republican. 552 00:25:27,730 --> 00:25:29,000 - Thank you. 553 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,569 I'm working for this really cool senator. 554 00:25:30,569 --> 00:25:32,173 - As opposed to those uncool senators. 555 00:25:32,173 --> 00:25:33,008 - Hey! 556 00:25:33,008 --> 00:25:33,909 - Hi, kiss. 557 00:25:34,777 --> 00:25:36,447 - [Sarah] So where's Sterling? 558 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:37,850 - Oh, he's back at the hotel. 559 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,520 He had to sew Eric's pants for tomorrow. 560 00:25:39,520 --> 00:25:40,923 - What was wrong with his pants? 561 00:25:40,923 --> 00:25:42,359 - Apparently they're a little too baggy 562 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:44,030 to be considered formal wear. 563 00:25:44,030 --> 00:25:45,165 - He sews too? 564 00:25:45,165 --> 00:25:46,701 - How did you lure this catch? 565 00:25:46,701 --> 00:25:47,937 - What? 566 00:25:47,937 --> 00:25:49,273 - Bob's not a bad looking guy himself. 567 00:25:49,273 --> 00:25:50,475 - Come on. 568 00:25:50,475 --> 00:25:51,344 You promised him more scenes, right? 569 00:25:51,344 --> 00:25:53,381 - All I promised was me. 570 00:25:53,381 --> 00:25:56,421 - Oh, catch me before I swoon. 571 00:25:56,421 --> 00:25:59,026 - She hasn't had much luck with that approach. 572 00:25:59,026 --> 00:25:59,861 - Hey! 573 00:26:05,038 --> 00:26:06,274 - Stop it. 574 00:26:06,274 --> 00:26:08,044 - The second reading is from the first 575 00:26:08,044 --> 00:26:10,883 letter of Paul to the Corinthians. 576 00:26:12,753 --> 00:26:15,325 "Love is patient and kind. 577 00:26:15,325 --> 00:26:17,329 Love is not jealous or boastful. 578 00:26:17,329 --> 00:26:19,533 It's not arrogant or rude." 579 00:26:19,533 --> 00:26:20,369 - Ow! 580 00:26:21,237 --> 00:26:23,541 - Did you forget your Prozac? 581 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:25,846 - They do this at every goddamn wedding. 582 00:26:25,846 --> 00:26:28,885 - "Love does not insist on its own way. 583 00:26:28,885 --> 00:26:32,126 It does not rejoice it wrong, but rejoices in the right." 584 00:26:32,126 --> 00:26:33,962 - Old flames never die 585 00:26:36,234 --> 00:26:37,403 - Like you and Eric. 586 00:26:37,403 --> 00:26:39,073 - Bzz, disqualified! 587 00:26:39,073 --> 00:26:42,780 - Oh please, you've always had a thing for him. 588 00:26:42,780 --> 00:26:46,254 - Correction, Eric lusted after me, 589 00:26:46,254 --> 00:26:49,794 but sadly I had to spur his advances because, 590 00:26:49,794 --> 00:26:51,464 well, he is a himbo. 591 00:26:53,301 --> 00:26:54,236 - A what? 592 00:26:54,236 --> 00:26:56,007 - A male slut. 593 00:26:56,007 --> 00:26:57,142 - And you are? 594 00:26:57,142 --> 00:26:58,979 - Not a male slut. 595 00:26:58,979 --> 00:27:01,551 (upbeat music) 596 00:27:04,557 --> 00:27:07,262 (Carol laughing) 597 00:27:07,262 --> 00:27:10,602 - (laughs) You know, when I was raising Carol, 598 00:27:10,602 --> 00:27:11,804 I used to watch all the soaps. 599 00:27:11,804 --> 00:27:13,074 - Oh! 600 00:27:13,074 --> 00:27:14,577 - Carol's father, on the other hand, 601 00:27:14,577 --> 00:27:15,912 you'd be lucky if you could get him 602 00:27:15,912 --> 00:27:17,950 to sit still for the Lawrence Welch Show. 603 00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:21,324 I mean, the man just does not know how to relax. 604 00:27:21,324 --> 00:27:22,493 Unlike myself. 605 00:27:23,762 --> 00:27:27,703 So I wouldn't bother you to ask for autograph? 606 00:27:27,703 --> 00:27:28,638 - Oh well, I-- 607 00:27:28,638 --> 00:27:30,142 - To Barbara, all my love, 608 00:27:30,142 --> 00:27:31,978 affection, and endless devotion, 609 00:27:31,978 --> 00:27:33,415 Dirk. 610 00:27:33,415 --> 00:27:34,483 - It's Sterling. 611 00:27:34,483 --> 00:27:35,318 - Whatever. 612 00:27:35,318 --> 00:27:38,058 (glass clinking) 613 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:41,597 (guests shushing) 614 00:27:41,597 --> 00:27:45,105 - We just wanted to say a few words. 615 00:27:45,105 --> 00:27:47,176 - We just want to thank all of our 616 00:27:47,176 --> 00:27:49,080 friends for being here tonight. 617 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:51,451 - Also, we want to thank the four people 618 00:27:51,451 --> 00:27:53,321 who really made this whole thing possible. 619 00:27:53,321 --> 00:27:56,961 Because without them, Carol and I wouldn't even be here. 620 00:27:56,961 --> 00:27:57,930 Our parents. 621 00:27:57,930 --> 00:28:00,769 (guests cheering) 622 00:28:02,372 --> 00:28:03,475 Mom, come on! 623 00:28:13,695 --> 00:28:16,467 - So what kind of a name is Sterling anyway? 624 00:28:16,467 --> 00:28:18,204 - Well, it used to be Scott Sterling, 625 00:28:18,204 --> 00:28:19,840 but he switched it when he got into acting 626 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:21,344 because he thought it would sound more-- 627 00:28:21,344 --> 00:28:22,846 - Hunky! 628 00:28:22,846 --> 00:28:25,986 - Can we all please stop obsessing about Sterling? 629 00:28:25,986 --> 00:28:26,921 - Here, here. 630 00:28:26,921 --> 00:28:28,124 - What's the next stop, Bob? 631 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:29,193 - Friday night Track. 632 00:28:29,193 --> 00:28:30,462 (Beth cheering) 633 00:28:30,462 --> 00:28:32,332 - Oh no, we are not going to a gay club. 634 00:28:32,332 --> 00:28:34,503 - Bob, Sarah's like fag-bashing now. 635 00:28:34,503 --> 00:28:36,174 - I'm so not fag-bashing. 636 00:28:36,174 --> 00:28:38,211 Every time we went in college, I was the only woman. 637 00:28:38,211 --> 00:28:40,515 - But Tracks is mixed on Friday nights. 638 00:28:40,515 --> 00:28:43,488 - Sure, gays and lesbians. 639 00:28:43,488 --> 00:28:44,323 - Lesbians? 640 00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:45,992 Quickly, let's away! 641 00:28:47,729 --> 00:28:48,731 - Guys, ugh. 642 00:28:51,404 --> 00:28:56,414 ♪ We don't have to talk no more ♪ 643 00:28:58,718 --> 00:29:03,661 ♪ That's just what the music's for ♪ 644 00:29:06,133 --> 00:29:11,143 ♪ We don't have to talk no more ♪ 645 00:29:13,648 --> 00:29:18,658 ♪ Tonight, that's what the music's for ♪ 646 00:29:19,426 --> 00:29:21,597 ♪ Tonight, tonight 647 00:29:23,568 --> 00:29:24,937 - Have another beer. 648 00:29:24,937 --> 00:29:26,173 - How many is that now, like five? 649 00:29:26,173 --> 00:29:27,109 - So what! 650 00:29:27,109 --> 00:29:27,843 We used to pound them, remember? 651 00:29:27,843 --> 00:29:28,911 - I remember. 652 00:29:31,651 --> 00:29:34,023 - And what can I get for you? 653 00:29:34,023 --> 00:29:35,859 - Um, a beer? 654 00:29:35,859 --> 00:29:37,029 Two, two Buds. 655 00:29:42,139 --> 00:29:43,074 - My treat. 656 00:29:48,351 --> 00:29:51,090 - Well, I guess I should go out with you more often. 657 00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,526 (Bob laughing) 658 00:29:52,526 --> 00:29:53,628 - To me coming down to New York. 659 00:29:53,628 --> 00:29:54,463 - Uh-huh. 660 00:29:55,532 --> 00:29:57,002 - What? 661 00:29:57,002 --> 00:29:58,471 - You've just been saying that for like five years now. 662 00:29:58,471 --> 00:29:59,440 - Well, this time I mean it. 663 00:29:59,440 --> 00:30:00,275 - Uh-huh. 664 00:30:00,275 --> 00:30:01,110 - What? 665 00:30:21,884 --> 00:30:26,293 - Oh my God, I need some protection out there. 666 00:30:26,293 --> 00:30:27,295 Where's Beth? 667 00:30:27,295 --> 00:30:29,233 - She's in the can. 668 00:30:29,233 --> 00:30:32,506 Hey, could you tell them I went to score some Mary Jane? 669 00:30:32,506 --> 00:30:33,341 - Who? 670 00:30:38,384 --> 00:30:39,319 - Hey! 671 00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:40,488 - Hi. 672 00:30:40,488 --> 00:30:41,757 - Where's Eric? 673 00:30:41,757 --> 00:30:43,861 - He said he had to go meet some girl. 674 00:30:43,861 --> 00:30:44,830 - Fantastic. 675 00:30:46,267 --> 00:30:48,671 - What do you do for fun in Boston? 676 00:30:48,671 --> 00:30:51,110 - Nothing, I don't get out much anymore. 677 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,779 - What, is this the new Brendan? 678 00:30:52,779 --> 00:30:55,685 - I don't know, the whole weekend routine is tired. 679 00:30:55,685 --> 00:30:57,222 The club is such a meat market. 680 00:30:57,222 --> 00:30:58,558 - Well you should try meeting somebody 681 00:30:58,558 --> 00:31:00,695 outside the club scene, you know? 682 00:31:00,695 --> 00:31:03,334 Well, that's where I met Sterling! 683 00:31:03,334 --> 00:31:04,536 - Yeah, well, 684 00:31:04,536 --> 00:31:07,642 actually I was dating someone recently. 685 00:31:07,642 --> 00:31:09,513 Someone from school. 686 00:31:09,513 --> 00:31:10,448 - Oh! 687 00:31:10,448 --> 00:31:11,951 Robbing the cradle again, huh? 688 00:31:11,951 --> 00:31:14,189 (Bob laughing) 689 00:31:14,189 --> 00:31:16,026 - No, another teacher. 690 00:31:18,731 --> 00:31:20,869 But I mean, I don't know. 691 00:31:20,869 --> 00:31:23,274 It didn't really go anywhere. 692 00:31:24,343 --> 00:31:25,178 - Why not? 693 00:31:26,614 --> 00:31:28,518 - We had fun sex and all, but I mean, 694 00:31:28,518 --> 00:31:30,355 afterwards it's hard, you know, 695 00:31:30,355 --> 00:31:33,995 to find something you can talk to. 696 00:31:33,995 --> 00:31:35,598 - What do you mean? 697 00:31:36,767 --> 00:31:38,938 - You know, someone to stay up with all night, 698 00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:43,414 just bullshitting about bad TV shows or good novels. 699 00:31:43,414 --> 00:31:44,383 - Well, 700 00:31:44,383 --> 00:31:45,251 you gotta be persistent, right? 701 00:31:45,251 --> 00:31:46,487 You can't give up. 702 00:31:46,487 --> 00:31:48,357 Sterling wasn't the first guy I met. 703 00:31:48,357 --> 00:31:49,893 - I know. 704 00:31:49,893 --> 00:31:52,132 - There must be plenty of girls that want to date you. 705 00:31:52,132 --> 00:31:53,301 - Dates, yes. 706 00:31:53,301 --> 00:31:54,770 Relationships, no. 707 00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:59,079 - [Brendan] I don't want to hear it anymore! 708 00:31:59,079 --> 00:32:01,684 - Sarah was hounding you all night-- 709 00:32:01,684 --> 00:32:03,487 - My God, deja vu all over again. 710 00:32:03,487 --> 00:32:04,323 - Deja vu. 711 00:32:06,527 --> 00:32:07,762 - Yo, yo, 712 00:32:07,762 --> 00:32:08,598 what was the deal with Beth, man? 713 00:32:08,598 --> 00:32:09,533 - Yo, man, 714 00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:11,036 we're having a time, right, 715 00:32:11,036 --> 00:32:12,606 then she gets all pissy at me 'cause I was smoking. 716 00:32:12,606 --> 00:32:14,209 - Oh, that's real weird. 717 00:32:14,209 --> 00:32:15,678 - Yo, man, 718 00:32:15,678 --> 00:32:16,480 I better not get stuck with it tomorrow night, man. 719 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,751 I want to get laid, man! 720 00:32:18,751 --> 00:32:20,154 - [Bob] Shh, shh. 721 00:32:23,527 --> 00:32:26,200 (Eric giggling) 722 00:32:32,946 --> 00:32:35,284 (Bob burping) 723 00:32:35,284 --> 00:32:37,222 - Oh, for crying out loud! 724 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:40,261 - Whoa, it's the boy wonder. 725 00:32:40,261 --> 00:32:42,265 - What the hell happened to you? 726 00:32:42,265 --> 00:32:44,569 - Oh God, I just signed a hundred 727 00:32:44,569 --> 00:32:47,275 of those stupid little bracelets. 728 00:32:47,275 --> 00:32:48,711 - He didn't sign my bracelet. 729 00:32:48,711 --> 00:32:50,848 - But I couldn't find you guys. 730 00:32:50,848 --> 00:32:52,318 - [Bob] Well, we weren't that hard to find. 731 00:32:52,318 --> 00:32:53,821 - [Brendan] We had the only women in the joint. 732 00:32:53,821 --> 00:32:54,690 - You did! 733 00:32:54,690 --> 00:32:56,193 - Like I had a choice? 734 00:32:56,193 --> 00:32:57,762 She was all over me. 735 00:32:57,762 --> 00:32:59,399 - Please, the bartender-- 736 00:32:59,399 --> 00:33:01,136 - [Sterling] Could we cut the gossip here, 737 00:33:01,136 --> 00:33:03,140 people, and get some sleep? 738 00:33:03,140 --> 00:33:04,876 - He's a little grumpy. 739 00:33:04,876 --> 00:33:08,918 - We'll all be a little grumpy if we don't get some rest. 740 00:33:08,918 --> 00:33:11,423 (tense music) 741 00:33:17,569 --> 00:33:19,372 - [Eric] Goodnight Sterling. 742 00:33:19,372 --> 00:33:20,441 - [Sterling] Goodnight Eric. 743 00:33:20,441 --> 00:33:21,777 - [Brendan] Goodnight Job boy. 744 00:33:21,777 --> 00:33:24,850 - [Sterling] Oh, for crying out loud! 745 00:33:34,136 --> 00:33:37,442 - Dear, this is throwing off my whole schedule. 746 00:33:37,442 --> 00:33:38,978 - [Carol] Good. 747 00:33:38,978 --> 00:33:41,517 - We're expected at church in less than an hour. 748 00:33:41,517 --> 00:33:45,124 - Hey mom, just slip a Valium under the door. 749 00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:46,927 - Oh great, Father Paulson, 750 00:33:46,927 --> 00:33:47,862 this is my bride. 751 00:33:47,862 --> 00:33:48,664 This is my bride on drugs. 752 00:33:48,664 --> 00:33:50,635 Any questions? 753 00:33:50,635 --> 00:33:51,470 - Oh, Bob! 754 00:33:54,075 --> 00:33:55,511 - Is she still in there? 755 00:33:55,511 --> 00:33:57,582 - Two hours and counting. 756 00:34:00,521 --> 00:34:02,926 - [Barbara] Carol, Bob's here. 757 00:34:08,404 --> 00:34:10,074 - Here, take a seat. 758 00:34:16,587 --> 00:34:20,595 How about we start with a pineapple facial wash? 759 00:34:25,438 --> 00:34:27,141 - What's with the makeover? 760 00:34:27,141 --> 00:34:28,711 - We're getting old, Bob. 761 00:34:28,711 --> 00:34:29,980 - We're 26, Carol. 762 00:34:29,980 --> 00:34:32,485 - And 27 in a month, and 30 in the few years, 763 00:34:32,485 --> 00:34:33,921 and the next thing you know-- 764 00:34:33,921 --> 00:34:35,157 - Oh, I see. 765 00:34:35,157 --> 00:34:36,960 A little nervous about the wedding. 766 00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,130 - What wedding? 767 00:34:38,130 --> 00:34:40,201 - Look, marriage doesn't accelerate aging. 768 00:34:40,201 --> 00:34:41,637 I have scientific proof. 769 00:34:41,637 --> 00:34:44,309 - I don't want proof, I want more wrinkle cream. 770 00:34:44,309 --> 00:34:47,081 (dramatic music) 771 00:34:49,019 --> 00:34:50,254 - No! 772 00:34:50,254 --> 00:34:51,957 - Shouldn't you be getting dressed? 773 00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:54,529 - Yeah, I'm waiting for Dirk to finish up in the John! 774 00:34:54,529 --> 00:34:56,199 - Five more minutes. 775 00:34:57,635 --> 00:35:00,207 - I cannot believe that Bob puts up with this guy. 776 00:35:00,207 --> 00:35:03,480 He could barely stand sharing a room with you. 777 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:05,151 - Sterling puts out. 778 00:35:07,622 --> 00:35:08,857 - [Carol] Think about it, Bob. 779 00:35:08,857 --> 00:35:10,728 What if you and Sterling were getting hitched? 780 00:35:10,728 --> 00:35:12,365 - Oh, we sort of are. 781 00:35:12,365 --> 00:35:14,369 - Nobody gets sort of married, Bob. 782 00:35:14,369 --> 00:35:17,275 - I know, I guess we're kind of engaged. 783 00:35:17,275 --> 00:35:18,110 - Kind of? 784 00:35:18,110 --> 00:35:19,546 - Yeah, yeah. 785 00:35:19,546 --> 00:35:20,781 I mean, you know, 786 00:35:20,781 --> 00:35:22,085 Sterling is great. 787 00:35:22,085 --> 00:35:23,921 He's sexy, he's smart, 788 00:35:25,124 --> 00:35:26,626 sweet, he's great. 789 00:35:28,097 --> 00:35:29,833 Of course we'll still have to move in together. 790 00:35:29,833 --> 00:35:32,105 - Wait a minute, you're not even living together? 791 00:35:32,105 --> 00:35:33,907 - No, we have totally different schedules. 792 00:35:33,907 --> 00:35:35,177 I mean, his calls at eight, 793 00:35:35,177 --> 00:35:36,680 I don't have to be until like noon or something. 794 00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:39,786 - Wait, you won't marry him 'cause he wakes up too early? 795 00:35:39,786 --> 00:35:42,425 - Well, it's not that I won't marry him, 796 00:35:42,425 --> 00:35:45,164 I just need time, you know, 797 00:35:45,164 --> 00:35:46,299 to think about it. 798 00:35:46,299 --> 00:35:48,504 It's a big situation to get into. 799 00:35:48,504 --> 00:35:50,408 It's what a relationship is... 800 00:35:50,408 --> 00:35:51,977 What are you doing? 801 00:35:51,977 --> 00:35:54,783 - Service starts in an hour and I look like hell. 802 00:35:54,783 --> 00:35:55,951 - You're going through with it? 803 00:35:55,951 --> 00:35:57,422 - Yeah, yeah. 804 00:35:57,422 --> 00:36:00,394 We've been living together for a few years, yeah. 805 00:36:00,394 --> 00:36:01,730 We had a good thing going. 806 00:36:01,730 --> 00:36:02,565 Matt's great, 807 00:36:02,565 --> 00:36:05,137 I mean, comparatively. 808 00:36:05,137 --> 00:36:06,740 - [Eric] It's open! 809 00:36:08,077 --> 00:36:09,746 - [Sarah] You look amazing. 810 00:36:09,746 --> 00:36:10,848 - It's so girly. 811 00:36:10,848 --> 00:36:11,683 - Ugh. 812 00:36:13,153 --> 00:36:17,195 Oh my God, don't we look handsome today? 813 00:36:17,195 --> 00:36:19,532 - Not as beautiful as you two young ladies. 814 00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:23,006 - Give it a rest, I've got a hangover this big. 815 00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:25,244 - Eric's not wearing any clothes. 816 00:36:25,244 --> 00:36:27,215 - Brendan, I'm not wearing any clothes. 817 00:36:27,215 --> 00:36:28,383 - Please, Eric, 818 00:36:28,383 --> 00:36:29,786 one of her is enough at this hour. 819 00:36:29,786 --> 00:36:30,754 - Beth, darling, 820 00:36:30,754 --> 00:36:31,923 some pictures? 821 00:36:33,827 --> 00:36:35,431 I just love your tie. 822 00:36:35,431 --> 00:36:36,600 - Okay, smile. 823 00:36:37,435 --> 00:36:38,670 Very nice. 824 00:36:38,670 --> 00:36:39,672 - Thank you. 825 00:36:41,443 --> 00:36:45,451 (bridal march playing on organ) 826 00:37:17,248 --> 00:37:19,485 - This is the word of the Lord. 827 00:37:19,485 --> 00:37:22,325 - [Congregation] Thanks be to God. 828 00:37:34,449 --> 00:37:36,953 - For the second reading, I would like to read 829 00:37:36,953 --> 00:37:39,959 a passage from one of Carol's favorite novels. 830 00:37:39,959 --> 00:37:42,465 Kate Chopin's "The Awakening." 831 00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,143 Edna, a married woman, 832 00:37:49,579 --> 00:37:51,850 has been having an affair with an artist named Robert, 833 00:37:51,850 --> 00:37:54,389 and discusses the situation with her good friend, 834 00:37:54,389 --> 00:37:55,991 Mademoiselle Reisz. 835 00:37:56,893 --> 00:37:58,463 (coughs) 836 00:37:58,463 --> 00:38:00,034 "Why," said Edna, 837 00:38:00,034 --> 00:38:03,206 "Do you suppose a woman knows why she loves? 838 00:38:03,206 --> 00:38:05,210 Does she select? 839 00:38:05,210 --> 00:38:06,846 Does she say to herself, 840 00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:08,650 here is a distinguished statesman 841 00:38:08,650 --> 00:38:10,721 with presidential possibilities. 842 00:38:10,721 --> 00:38:12,925 I shall proceed to fall in love with him, 843 00:38:12,925 --> 00:38:15,597 or I shall set my heart upon this musician, 844 00:38:15,597 --> 00:38:18,704 whose fame is on every tongue." 845 00:38:18,704 --> 00:38:21,343 "Edna," said Mademoiselle Reisz, 846 00:38:21,343 --> 00:38:23,847 are you in love with Robert?" 847 00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:25,718 "Yes," said Edna. 848 00:38:25,718 --> 00:38:27,655 It was the first time she had admitted it, 849 00:38:27,655 --> 00:38:32,598 and a glow overspread her face, blotching it with red spots. 850 00:38:32,598 --> 00:38:34,569 "Why," said Mademoiselle. 851 00:38:34,569 --> 00:38:37,908 "Why do you love him when you ought not to?" 852 00:38:37,908 --> 00:38:39,345 "Why?" said Edna. 853 00:38:40,781 --> 00:38:45,357 "Because his hair is brown and grows away from his temples, 854 00:38:45,357 --> 00:38:47,194 because he opens and shuts his eyes, 855 00:38:47,194 --> 00:38:49,198 and his nose is a little out of drawing, 856 00:38:49,198 --> 00:38:53,106 because he has two lips, and a square chin, 857 00:38:53,106 --> 00:38:55,043 and a little finger which he can't straighten 858 00:38:55,043 --> 00:38:57,515 from having played baseball in his youth." 859 00:38:57,515 --> 00:38:59,419 Mademoiselle laughed and said, 860 00:38:59,419 --> 00:39:01,656 "Because in short, you do." 861 00:39:07,501 --> 00:39:11,443 And these are the words of Kate Chopin. 862 00:39:11,443 --> 00:39:13,046 - Thanks be to God. 863 00:39:18,156 --> 00:39:20,327 - I, Carol Anita Gonzalez, 864 00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:25,537 take Matthew Edward Lynch To be my husband. 865 00:39:27,475 --> 00:39:29,412 - To love and to honor. 866 00:39:32,685 --> 00:39:34,355 - To love and honor. 867 00:39:35,491 --> 00:39:37,828 - In sickness and in health. 868 00:39:41,703 --> 00:39:44,141 - In sickness and in health. 869 00:39:44,141 --> 00:39:46,079 - Till death do us part 870 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,157 - Till death do us, whatever. 871 00:39:57,234 --> 00:40:00,073 (choral music) 872 00:40:00,073 --> 00:40:03,413 (congregation clapping) 873 00:40:09,592 --> 00:40:12,431 (classical music) 874 00:40:16,472 --> 00:40:18,743 - [Sarah] So, find any eligible bachelors yet? 875 00:40:18,743 --> 00:40:22,184 - I think these gentlemen are a bit more your speed. 876 00:40:22,184 --> 00:40:23,587 - Anyone seen the food yet? 877 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:25,190 - Hey, at least there's an open bar. 878 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,127 - Hey, who wants to be really nice and get us some drinks? 879 00:40:27,127 --> 00:40:27,962 Beth? 880 00:40:27,962 --> 00:40:28,797 - Eric? 881 00:40:28,797 --> 00:40:29,632 - Sarah? 882 00:40:29,632 --> 00:40:30,467 - Brendan. 883 00:40:34,075 --> 00:40:35,377 - Okay, y'all. 884 00:40:35,377 --> 00:40:37,214 Everyone say safe sex! 885 00:40:38,650 --> 00:40:39,952 - [Group] Safe sex! 886 00:40:39,952 --> 00:40:42,057 - Alright, that was great everybody. 887 00:40:42,057 --> 00:40:44,261 Could we just try one with the bride 888 00:40:44,261 --> 00:40:46,733 and groom next to mom and pop? 889 00:40:48,970 --> 00:40:51,242 - Say safe sex, dad. 890 00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:53,279 - It might offend your mother. 891 00:40:53,279 --> 00:40:55,317 She never liked it safe or otherwise. 892 00:40:55,317 --> 00:40:57,187 - The rare times I got it. 893 00:40:57,187 --> 00:40:59,825 - [Photographer] That was great. 894 00:41:02,064 --> 00:41:02,831 - Oops. 895 00:41:03,967 --> 00:41:06,673 - Hey, what can I get you? 896 00:41:06,673 --> 00:41:08,376 - Two, four beers. 897 00:41:08,376 --> 00:41:09,211 Four Buds. 898 00:41:15,057 --> 00:41:17,461 - Marky, scotch on the rocks. 899 00:41:18,463 --> 00:41:19,565 Nice reading. 900 00:41:21,703 --> 00:41:25,343 I'm partial to Carson McCullers myself. 901 00:41:25,343 --> 00:41:28,416 You ever read "The Ballad of the Sad Cafe"? 902 00:41:28,416 --> 00:41:30,554 A wonderful book. 903 00:41:30,554 --> 00:41:33,727 The beloved always tortures the lover. 904 00:41:35,497 --> 00:41:38,336 Aunt Alice, Matt's relation. 905 00:41:38,336 --> 00:41:40,507 - Brendan, ex-roommate of the Maid of Honor. 906 00:41:40,507 --> 00:41:42,745 - Oh, if you say so. 907 00:41:42,745 --> 00:41:44,815 Thanks Sir, here. 908 00:41:44,815 --> 00:41:46,986 Don't spend it all in one place. 909 00:41:46,986 --> 00:41:49,024 (Alice laughing) 910 00:41:49,024 --> 00:41:51,496 - It was a beautiful ceremony. 911 00:41:52,898 --> 00:41:55,370 I especially loved the little ribbons on the pews. 912 00:41:55,370 --> 00:41:58,376 - What'd you think of the reading? 913 00:41:58,376 --> 00:42:00,747 - Could have done without Brendan's little stunt. 914 00:42:00,747 --> 00:42:02,684 - It made Carol happy. 915 00:42:02,684 --> 00:42:05,123 You know, that's all I can ask for. 916 00:42:05,123 --> 00:42:06,726 - Aren't you sweet. 917 00:42:08,830 --> 00:42:13,439 You know, I really like the idea of a themed reception. 918 00:42:14,942 --> 00:42:16,546 If we get married in December, 919 00:42:16,546 --> 00:42:19,118 maybe we can have little Christmas trees for centerpieces. 920 00:42:19,118 --> 00:42:20,587 - You mean you and Bob? 921 00:42:20,587 --> 00:42:21,489 - I, oh no-- 922 00:42:21,489 --> 00:42:22,724 - You're gonna do it. 923 00:42:22,724 --> 00:42:26,032 Hey, this calls for a celebration. 924 00:42:26,032 --> 00:42:28,636 - I shouldn't, it goes right to my gut. 925 00:42:28,636 --> 00:42:30,574 - Ah, with your build. 926 00:42:30,574 --> 00:42:32,911 Here, a toast to the grooms. 927 00:42:43,533 --> 00:42:45,637 - God, it must be so much easier 928 00:42:45,637 --> 00:42:48,076 seeing him again now that he has a boyfriend. 929 00:42:48,076 --> 00:42:49,678 - Different. 930 00:42:49,678 --> 00:42:51,816 - I think Bob thrived on the drama 931 00:42:51,816 --> 00:42:53,186 of that whole thing, you know? 932 00:42:53,186 --> 00:42:54,688 - Well, it wasn't all Bob's fault. 933 00:42:54,688 --> 00:42:57,427 - Oh please, like you led him on? 934 00:42:59,398 --> 00:43:03,139 Besides, that's all in the past and now it's-- 935 00:43:03,139 --> 00:43:04,074 - Now what? 936 00:43:05,243 --> 00:43:06,979 - I don't know. 937 00:43:06,979 --> 00:43:09,251 You seem different. 938 00:43:09,251 --> 00:43:10,453 (Sarah giggling) 939 00:43:10,453 --> 00:43:11,555 Older, wiser, 940 00:43:14,228 --> 00:43:15,063 sexier. 941 00:43:15,063 --> 00:43:16,933 (Sarah giggling) 942 00:43:16,933 --> 00:43:17,768 - Sarah, I-- 943 00:43:17,768 --> 00:43:18,603 - What? 944 00:43:18,603 --> 00:43:19,805 We're old friends. 945 00:43:19,805 --> 00:43:22,978 We can be honest with each other, right? 946 00:43:28,623 --> 00:43:30,627 - Pretty big crowd, huh? 947 00:43:31,829 --> 00:43:33,333 - Yeah, seriously. 948 00:43:37,574 --> 00:43:38,576 - I'm Celia, 949 00:43:39,745 --> 00:43:42,684 Carol's younger, unmarried sister. 950 00:43:42,684 --> 00:43:43,519 - Oh, hi. 951 00:43:46,993 --> 00:43:47,828 - Hi. 952 00:43:51,602 --> 00:43:55,110 ♪ When I'm close to you 953 00:43:55,110 --> 00:44:00,120 ♪ When I look into the ocean of light ♪ 954 00:44:01,956 --> 00:44:05,563 ♪ I see you 955 00:44:05,563 --> 00:44:09,405 ♪ And everything you do 956 00:44:09,405 --> 00:44:12,344 (glasses clinking) 957 00:44:29,011 --> 00:44:30,680 - [Barbara] Aw, that's a nice one. 958 00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:31,882 Oh, let's get them kissing. 959 00:44:31,882 --> 00:44:33,086 Come on! 960 00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:36,025 (glasses clinking) 961 00:44:41,635 --> 00:44:45,376 - Carol, something weird is going on. 962 00:44:45,376 --> 00:44:46,645 - Oh, that word. 963 00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:48,950 - Brenda has been flirting with me. 964 00:44:48,950 --> 00:44:50,487 - Please Bob, I'm trying to eat. 965 00:44:50,487 --> 00:44:52,924 - He bought me beers at Tracks, and tonight he's-- 966 00:44:52,924 --> 00:44:54,661 - He's being nice, and you're being dramatic. 967 00:44:54,661 --> 00:44:55,964 - I'm not being dramatic. 968 00:44:55,964 --> 00:45:00,140 - Whatever, there's no way that it's weird. 969 00:45:00,140 --> 00:45:01,709 - Not even the log? 970 00:45:05,383 --> 00:45:07,087 - I worked a lot of paloozas for 971 00:45:07,087 --> 00:45:08,623 a few years right after school, 972 00:45:08,623 --> 00:45:10,793 and then I went to Boston, 973 00:45:11,962 --> 00:45:16,338 and I started managing a couple of bands there. 974 00:45:16,338 --> 00:45:18,009 - Boston is so cool. 975 00:45:19,678 --> 00:45:21,815 - Especially in the winter. 976 00:45:21,815 --> 00:45:23,786 - So then Bob told me that my first 977 00:45:23,786 --> 00:45:26,225 hospitalization was his idea. 978 00:45:26,225 --> 00:45:28,896 Thought it could strengthen my character. 979 00:45:28,896 --> 00:45:30,466 Isn't that sweet? 980 00:45:30,466 --> 00:45:32,204 - [Brendan] Bob's always been a romantic. 981 00:45:32,204 --> 00:45:33,339 - So then I started dropping by 982 00:45:33,339 --> 00:45:34,608 the writing office all the time, 983 00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:36,278 you know, leaving little gifts for him. 984 00:45:36,278 --> 00:45:39,484 Candy bar, flower from props, 985 00:45:39,484 --> 00:45:40,553 my head shot. 986 00:45:42,257 --> 00:45:44,728 ♪ Give my world to you 987 00:45:44,728 --> 00:45:46,632 ♪ It's all for you 988 00:45:46,632 --> 00:45:50,306 ♪ It's true 989 00:45:50,306 --> 00:45:55,316 ♪ You're the bright side of the moon ♪ 990 00:45:56,085 --> 00:45:57,320 ♪ When the night falls 991 00:45:57,320 --> 00:46:00,560 ♪ I just think of all the things you do ♪ 992 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,662 - Hey. 993 00:46:01,662 --> 00:46:02,764 - Hey, thanks. 994 00:46:02,764 --> 00:46:03,566 Cheers. 995 00:46:07,907 --> 00:46:09,311 - [Brendan] They look good together. 996 00:46:09,311 --> 00:46:11,248 - They seem very happy. 997 00:46:12,651 --> 00:46:14,388 - Yeah, I always thought they were made for each other. 998 00:46:14,388 --> 00:46:18,329 - No one thought they were made for each other. 999 00:46:19,298 --> 00:46:20,867 (audience clapping) 1000 00:46:20,867 --> 00:46:22,037 - [Eric] Yeah! 1001 00:46:25,243 --> 00:46:27,747 (jazzy music) 1002 00:46:37,901 --> 00:46:39,905 - [Brendan] And what about you two? 1003 00:46:39,905 --> 00:46:41,275 - Things are great. 1004 00:46:41,275 --> 00:46:42,911 Yeah, he's just-- 1005 00:46:42,911 --> 00:46:44,081 - [Bob And Brendan] (in unison) Great. 1006 00:46:44,081 --> 00:46:46,051 (Brendan chuckling) 1007 00:46:46,051 --> 00:46:48,356 - Yeah, he seems to really like you. 1008 00:46:48,356 --> 00:46:52,263 - Yeah, things are getting pretty serious. 1009 00:46:52,263 --> 00:46:53,532 - Really? 1010 00:46:53,532 --> 00:46:56,138 - Yeah, it's kind of weird though. 1011 00:46:56,138 --> 00:46:57,107 - Right. 1012 00:46:57,107 --> 00:46:59,177 - But good kind of weird. 1013 00:47:00,179 --> 00:47:01,014 - Oh. 1014 00:47:03,219 --> 00:47:06,425 ♪ You say hello 1015 00:47:06,425 --> 00:47:10,566 - This band my mom got is like majorly lame. 1016 00:47:10,566 --> 00:47:11,368 - Yeah. 1017 00:47:12,670 --> 00:47:15,276 We gotta do something about that. 1018 00:47:15,276 --> 00:47:17,414 (Celia laughing) 1019 00:47:17,414 --> 00:47:19,484 - Fell in love with a fly ball, 1020 00:47:19,484 --> 00:47:21,755 after the war, he moved back to Florida, 1021 00:47:21,755 --> 00:47:24,428 and I stayed right here in DC. 1022 00:47:24,428 --> 00:47:27,634 We bump into each other at his buddy's weddings, 1023 00:47:27,634 --> 00:47:30,540 but nothing ever come of it. 1024 00:47:30,540 --> 00:47:35,082 He married some dreadful girl from Tallahassee. 1025 00:47:35,082 --> 00:47:37,153 The rest is ancient history. 1026 00:47:37,153 --> 00:47:40,560 But how about you, you got a gal? 1027 00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:42,063 - Well, I used to, 1028 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:47,474 but I don't think she's too crazy about me these days. 1029 00:47:47,474 --> 00:47:50,713 - Oh, does she know that you are nuts about her? 1030 00:47:50,713 --> 00:47:51,648 - Not a clue. 1031 00:47:51,648 --> 00:47:54,287 - Oh Jesus, Joseph and Mary, 1032 00:47:54,287 --> 00:47:55,823 speak up! 1033 00:47:55,823 --> 00:47:59,731 - You know, it's hard for me to talk about these things. 1034 00:47:59,731 --> 00:48:04,674 - You kids nowadays, you talk and talk a romance to death. 1035 00:48:05,877 --> 00:48:07,480 You gotta take the bull by the horns, 1036 00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:11,154 and grab her sweet little face and... 1037 00:48:11,154 --> 00:48:11,989 - Kiss her? 1038 00:48:11,989 --> 00:48:12,857 - On the lips, 1039 00:48:12,857 --> 00:48:14,127 honey, and dip. 1040 00:48:20,506 --> 00:48:23,546 - [Barbara] I really like the cones. 1041 00:48:23,546 --> 00:48:25,016 (guests cheering) 1042 00:48:25,016 --> 00:48:26,652 - Let's just cut this cake. 1043 00:48:26,652 --> 00:48:30,493 - Now make sure you cut a straight line, dear. 1044 00:48:38,475 --> 00:48:39,678 - Did you see that? 1045 00:48:39,678 --> 00:48:41,248 - What? 1046 00:48:41,248 --> 00:48:43,052 - Brendan's coming and flirting with me. 1047 00:48:43,052 --> 00:48:43,886 - Oh no. 1048 00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:46,058 - I'm serious. 1049 00:48:46,058 --> 00:48:47,760 - And I'm scared, Bob, 1050 00:48:47,760 --> 00:48:50,433 you've been writing for that soap too long. 1051 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:52,837 - I'm not making it up. 1052 00:48:52,837 --> 00:48:55,509 - Even if he is, which he isn't, 1053 00:48:57,780 --> 00:48:58,983 who cares? 1054 00:48:58,983 --> 00:49:00,553 I mean, you've got Sterling, 1055 00:49:00,553 --> 00:49:02,624 and that's a pretty great consolation prize. 1056 00:49:02,624 --> 00:49:03,792 - Yeah, I know. 1057 00:49:04,928 --> 00:49:07,600 But sometimes even with Sterling, 1058 00:49:07,600 --> 00:49:11,508 I feel like I'd want to go for a brand new car. 1059 00:49:12,944 --> 00:49:15,583 - One more chance at the showcase showdown of love. 1060 00:49:15,583 --> 00:49:19,524 - You know, give the big wheel one more spin, 1061 00:49:19,524 --> 00:49:23,632 to see if for once I'm lucky, not just practical. 1062 00:49:25,403 --> 00:49:28,142 - Bob, I'd go for practical. 1063 00:49:28,142 --> 00:49:29,644 - Nice. 1064 00:49:29,644 --> 00:49:33,752 - They always tend to overbid in the first round. 1065 00:49:39,397 --> 00:49:41,268 - Here's another, Pops. 1066 00:49:41,268 --> 00:49:43,539 - That's very takey, what you call it? 1067 00:49:43,539 --> 00:49:45,209 - Iced tea. 1068 00:49:45,209 --> 00:49:46,878 - Long Island style. 1069 00:49:51,555 --> 00:49:52,390 - Remember? 1070 00:49:52,390 --> 00:49:53,325 - No! 1071 00:49:53,325 --> 00:49:54,561 - It was a week before finals. 1072 00:49:54,561 --> 00:49:55,930 - Oh God, the night I broke my wrist. 1073 00:49:55,930 --> 00:49:58,435 - Oh, you were passed out in the bunk, 1074 00:49:58,435 --> 00:50:00,973 and Sarah was yanking your arm trying to get you out. 1075 00:50:00,973 --> 00:50:02,376 - I wasn't trying to bother anybody. 1076 00:50:02,376 --> 00:50:04,114 She has to go pull me up out of there. 1077 00:50:04,114 --> 00:50:06,184 - I think she was trying to eliminate the competition. 1078 00:50:06,184 --> 00:50:07,353 - Yeah, well, 1079 00:50:07,353 --> 00:50:08,522 if I hadn't been faking the whole thing 1080 00:50:08,522 --> 00:50:09,491 to begin with, it wouldn't have happened. 1081 00:50:09,491 --> 00:50:10,326 - Wait! 1082 00:50:13,065 --> 00:50:14,000 You weren't passed out? 1083 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,436 - No, of course not. 1084 00:50:15,436 --> 00:50:16,338 I heard about what you guys were gonna do with me. 1085 00:50:16,338 --> 00:50:17,673 The whole thing. 1086 00:50:19,611 --> 00:50:21,915 - Why didn't you say anything? 1087 00:50:21,915 --> 00:50:23,252 - Oh, you know, 1088 00:50:23,252 --> 00:50:25,089 it's too embarrassing. 1089 00:50:27,627 --> 00:50:29,297 - More so than when you tried to hit on me? 1090 00:50:29,297 --> 00:50:32,236 - (laughs) No. 1091 00:50:32,236 --> 00:50:34,374 When I got up in your bed, 1092 00:50:34,374 --> 00:50:35,342 I started having this, 1093 00:50:35,342 --> 00:50:37,747 you know, like fantasy thing. 1094 00:50:38,849 --> 00:50:40,920 You know, Sarah would leave the room, 1095 00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:44,093 and you'd just get into bed with me, 1096 00:50:44,093 --> 00:50:45,996 and I didn't even care I was there. 1097 00:50:45,996 --> 00:50:49,604 Like, it was the most natural thing for me to be there, 1098 00:50:49,604 --> 00:50:51,341 sleeping next to you. 1099 00:50:53,779 --> 00:50:57,286 Brendan, I never wanted to sleep with you. 1100 00:50:57,286 --> 00:50:59,924 I just wanted to sleep with you. 1101 00:51:02,296 --> 00:51:04,200 God, I was so fucked up. 1102 00:51:05,903 --> 00:51:06,738 - You weren't so bad. 1103 00:51:06,738 --> 00:51:07,940 - Yeah, I was. 1104 00:51:07,940 --> 00:51:10,713 I was a walking emotional car wreck. 1105 00:51:10,713 --> 00:51:11,982 - Hey, that's an oxymoron. 1106 00:51:11,982 --> 00:51:13,252 - Hey, I was a moron. 1107 00:51:13,252 --> 00:51:14,087 Period. 1108 00:51:14,954 --> 00:51:16,291 - Hey, you guys. 1109 00:51:17,460 --> 00:51:18,562 What's going on? 1110 00:51:18,562 --> 00:51:19,397 - Nothing. 1111 00:51:19,397 --> 00:51:20,332 - Nothing. 1112 00:51:20,332 --> 00:51:21,835 - How about a dance then? 1113 00:51:21,835 --> 00:51:23,272 - Okay. 1114 00:51:23,272 --> 00:51:24,540 - Excellent. 1115 00:51:24,540 --> 00:51:28,482 ♪ How we gonna get back to love ♪ 1116 00:51:34,694 --> 00:51:37,166 ♪ How we gonna get back 1117 00:51:37,166 --> 00:51:40,172 (drums crashing) 1118 00:51:40,172 --> 00:51:42,677 (dance music) 1119 00:51:54,267 --> 00:51:57,707 ♪ I'm sleeping and right in the middle of a good dream ♪ 1120 00:51:57,707 --> 00:51:59,811 ♪ Like all at once I wake up 1121 00:51:59,811 --> 00:52:03,285 ♪ From something that keeps knocking at my brain ♪ 1122 00:52:03,285 --> 00:52:04,921 ♪ Before I go insane 1123 00:52:04,921 --> 00:52:07,493 ♪ I pull my pillow to my head 1124 00:52:07,493 --> 00:52:09,397 ♪ And spring up in my bed 1125 00:52:09,397 --> 00:52:11,835 ♪ Screaming out the words I dread ♪ 1126 00:52:11,835 --> 00:52:16,411 ♪ I think I love you 1127 00:52:16,411 --> 00:52:19,684 ♪ This morning I woke up with this feeling ♪ 1128 00:52:19,684 --> 00:52:22,056 ♪ I didn't know how to deal with ♪ 1129 00:52:22,056 --> 00:52:25,496 ♪ And so I just decided to myself ♪ 1130 00:52:25,496 --> 00:52:27,533 ♪ I'd hide it to myself 1131 00:52:27,533 --> 00:52:29,871 ♪ And never talk about it 1132 00:52:29,871 --> 00:52:32,309 (Alice laughing) 1133 00:52:32,309 --> 00:52:35,883 - Alright, let's dump the beer and do love. 1134 00:52:37,053 --> 00:52:38,789 - Getting the help plastered again? 1135 00:52:38,789 --> 00:52:40,492 - Oh, nothing better to do. 1136 00:52:40,492 --> 00:52:42,696 I lost my partner! 1137 00:52:42,696 --> 00:52:44,567 You know, it seems that he and Sarah 1138 00:52:44,567 --> 00:52:47,573 have had a tumultuous romantic past. 1139 00:52:48,975 --> 00:52:53,485 I had little heart to heart and I set him straight. 1140 00:52:53,485 --> 00:52:55,656 - Well, glad you could help. 1141 00:52:55,656 --> 00:52:56,458 Excuse me. 1142 00:53:00,833 --> 00:53:03,438 (Bob whistling) 1143 00:53:05,742 --> 00:53:06,578 - Hey! 1144 00:53:08,048 --> 00:53:10,319 What are you doing in here? 1145 00:53:10,319 --> 00:53:12,289 - Checking the plumbing. 1146 00:53:12,289 --> 00:53:13,125 - Oh. 1147 00:53:13,125 --> 00:53:14,293 Wise guy, huh? 1148 00:53:18,869 --> 00:53:21,107 So I thought Sterling doesn't drink? 1149 00:53:21,107 --> 00:53:22,710 - He doesn't. 1150 00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:24,313 Get it? 1151 00:53:24,313 --> 00:53:25,149 - A joke. 1152 00:53:27,386 --> 00:53:28,221 - Hardly. 1153 00:53:36,204 --> 00:53:40,812 - So I think Sarah's really got it in for me tonight. 1154 00:53:40,812 --> 00:53:42,149 - See, told you. 1155 00:53:44,387 --> 00:53:46,791 - We were talking about Valentine's Day. 1156 00:53:46,791 --> 00:53:50,933 - Don't you think that's rushing things a bit? 1157 00:53:50,933 --> 00:53:52,670 - No, back at school. 1158 00:53:55,542 --> 00:53:56,377 - Oh. 1159 00:54:07,866 --> 00:54:09,203 - Bob, I just... 1160 00:54:11,674 --> 00:54:16,150 I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what happened that night. 1161 00:54:16,150 --> 00:54:18,188 I acted like a total jerk. 1162 00:54:18,188 --> 00:54:19,023 - Yep. 1163 00:54:20,425 --> 00:54:23,565 - You don't have to agree with me. 1164 00:54:23,565 --> 00:54:25,636 - Apology accepted. 1165 00:54:25,636 --> 00:54:28,108 Now let's get back to the reception. 1166 00:54:28,108 --> 00:54:29,644 - Wait a minute, that's it? 1167 00:54:29,644 --> 00:54:32,016 - Brendan, it's no big deal anymore. 1168 00:54:32,016 --> 00:54:33,952 - But I thought that you said that it was? 1169 00:54:33,952 --> 00:54:35,622 - Of course, it was! 1170 00:54:38,194 --> 00:54:40,198 You were my best friend. 1171 00:54:41,768 --> 00:54:43,305 - Well, as they say, 1172 00:54:43,305 --> 00:54:45,475 I mean, if you can't fall in love with your best friend, 1173 00:54:45,475 --> 00:54:47,212 who can you fall in love with? 1174 00:54:47,212 --> 00:54:48,548 - Who said that? 1175 00:54:49,483 --> 00:54:50,319 - Me. 1176 00:54:51,921 --> 00:54:53,758 - Hey guys, what's up? 1177 00:54:56,464 --> 00:54:57,299 Oh. 1178 00:54:58,301 --> 00:54:59,136 Oh, okay. 1179 00:55:00,672 --> 00:55:04,880 So I'll catch you guys on the dance floor, dancing. 1180 00:55:05,782 --> 00:55:06,617 Later. 1181 00:55:08,922 --> 00:55:11,928 - He's gotta cut down on that stuff. 1182 00:55:15,869 --> 00:55:19,110 - Anyway, about this whole sorry thing. 1183 00:55:20,645 --> 00:55:22,549 - What thing? 1184 00:55:22,549 --> 00:55:24,653 - I don't know, I just, 1185 00:55:24,653 --> 00:55:29,497 lately I feel really awful about what happened that night. 1186 00:55:32,202 --> 00:55:34,306 - It was my fault, I was relentless. 1187 00:55:34,306 --> 00:55:36,978 - Actually, it was kind of cute. 1188 00:55:40,385 --> 00:55:41,387 - What are you? 1189 00:55:41,387 --> 00:55:43,324 - I'm saying I'm sorry. 1190 00:55:45,128 --> 00:55:46,664 - Wait a minute. 1191 00:55:46,664 --> 00:55:49,737 Beth put you up to this, right? 1192 00:55:49,737 --> 00:55:52,009 What do you, is this, 1193 00:55:52,009 --> 00:55:53,711 it's a joke, right? 1194 00:55:53,711 --> 00:55:56,050 - It's not supposed to be funny. 1195 00:55:56,050 --> 00:55:56,951 - It's not! 1196 00:56:01,427 --> 00:56:04,200 (toilet flushing) 1197 00:56:07,239 --> 00:56:08,241 - You seen Brendan? 1198 00:56:08,241 --> 00:56:09,577 - Yes. 1199 00:56:09,577 --> 00:56:10,779 No. 1200 00:56:10,779 --> 00:56:11,948 Well, sort of. 1201 00:56:13,084 --> 00:56:14,453 Like why? 1202 00:56:14,453 --> 00:56:15,522 - In English? 1203 00:56:16,991 --> 00:56:19,563 - He's in the men's room, but you can't go in there. 1204 00:56:19,563 --> 00:56:21,334 - I'm a woman, Eric. 1205 00:56:21,334 --> 00:56:22,736 - Yeah, well good, 1206 00:56:22,736 --> 00:56:25,709 'cause you seriously wouldn't want to. 1207 00:56:25,709 --> 00:56:28,715 - Is he in there with someone? 1208 00:56:28,715 --> 00:56:30,151 - Beth! 1209 00:56:30,151 --> 00:56:32,990 - [Sarah] He's in there with Beth. 1210 00:56:34,460 --> 00:56:35,462 - Sarah, hi. 1211 00:56:46,551 --> 00:56:48,821 - I didn't know you smoked. 1212 00:56:50,191 --> 00:56:52,696 - Times change, people change. 1213 00:56:53,898 --> 00:56:55,168 Change is good. 1214 00:57:02,516 --> 00:57:04,486 - Need a light? 1215 00:57:04,486 --> 00:57:06,791 - I can light it myself. 1216 00:57:06,791 --> 00:57:08,661 - Bob, I've known for a while. 1217 00:57:08,661 --> 00:57:09,897 - You knew in college? 1218 00:57:09,897 --> 00:57:11,934 - I just didn't know I knew, you know? 1219 00:57:11,934 --> 00:57:13,371 - No. 1220 00:57:13,371 --> 00:57:15,241 - I wanted to tell you before this weekend, I did, 1221 00:57:15,241 --> 00:57:17,379 but I thought a phone call would've been awkward. 1222 00:57:17,379 --> 00:57:19,617 - Oh, and making out in the men's room is so not awkward. 1223 00:57:19,617 --> 00:57:20,986 - Well, if you weren't moving around so much. 1224 00:57:20,986 --> 00:57:22,589 - You think this is funny? 1225 00:57:22,589 --> 00:57:24,426 - It's mildly amusing. 1226 00:57:27,065 --> 00:57:28,901 Look, I was confused back then. 1227 00:57:28,901 --> 00:57:30,205 - Tell me about it. 1228 00:57:30,205 --> 00:57:31,240 - Come on, Bob. 1229 00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,342 What's past is past. 1230 00:57:32,342 --> 00:57:33,544 - You know, exactly. 1231 00:57:33,544 --> 00:57:35,749 I'm not gonna relive the whole thing, 1232 00:57:35,749 --> 00:57:38,988 'cause we're not talking about this, we're drunk. 1233 00:57:38,988 --> 00:57:39,823 - We're a little buzzed. 1234 00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:40,992 - Look, I don't want to. 1235 00:57:40,992 --> 00:57:43,431 Brendan, I don't care if you date men, 1236 00:57:43,431 --> 00:57:45,568 or women, or Sarah. 1237 00:57:45,568 --> 00:57:47,739 We're friends, okay? 1238 00:57:47,739 --> 00:57:49,176 - The bestest. 1239 00:57:49,176 --> 00:57:52,516 - Brendan, just don't confuse college with real life. 1240 00:57:52,516 --> 00:57:53,851 - [Beth] Oh my God, 1241 00:57:53,851 --> 00:57:56,357 - Bob, we just heard the news. 1242 00:57:57,793 --> 00:57:59,029 - [Bob And Brendan] (in unison) You did? 1243 00:57:59,029 --> 00:58:00,899 - Sterling told us you got engaged! 1244 00:58:00,899 --> 00:58:03,004 - Why didn't you tell us, you old dog? 1245 00:58:03,004 --> 00:58:05,308 - Gay weddings are so cool. 1246 00:58:05,308 --> 00:58:08,915 You could have a totally kitschy reception. 1247 00:58:10,185 --> 00:58:13,157 Or a small, intimate dinner party? 1248 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:15,562 (jazz music) 1249 00:58:24,813 --> 00:58:27,819 (Sterling laughing) 1250 00:58:35,034 --> 00:58:38,040 (Sterling cheering) 1251 00:58:50,498 --> 00:58:51,333 - Fate. 1252 00:58:52,969 --> 00:58:54,873 You said you wanted to get married? 1253 00:58:54,873 --> 00:58:56,210 - Yeah, and the next thing you know, 1254 00:58:56,210 --> 00:58:58,080 it'll be on the cover of People Magazine. 1255 00:58:58,080 --> 00:59:02,155 - Well, my publicist wouldn't let us do that. 1256 00:59:02,155 --> 00:59:03,558 - That's not the point. 1257 00:59:03,558 --> 00:59:05,895 How do you expect me to feel about marriage 1258 00:59:05,895 --> 00:59:07,566 when my best friend is throwing away 1259 00:59:07,566 --> 00:59:11,373 the rest of her life at the ripe old age of 26? 1260 00:59:11,373 --> 00:59:12,209 - Whoa. 1261 00:59:15,248 --> 00:59:19,656 Is that what this whole last year has been, huh? 1262 00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:24,666 A waste, like I'm some piece of garbage that you've used, 1263 00:59:26,136 --> 00:59:28,674 and now you're just gonna throw me away like trash? 1264 00:59:28,674 --> 00:59:29,743 - Jesus, Sterling, 1265 00:59:29,743 --> 00:59:30,612 you sound like the show. 1266 00:59:30,612 --> 00:59:31,847 - Oh, I get it. 1267 00:59:33,417 --> 00:59:36,457 You've just been using me for what I'm worth, 1268 00:59:36,457 --> 00:59:38,561 dating me 'cause I'm some hunk. 1269 00:59:38,561 --> 00:59:39,796 - Well, maybe you've been dating me 1270 00:59:39,796 --> 00:59:41,667 because I'm a writer who gives you good scenes. 1271 00:59:41,667 --> 00:59:43,671 - You always put me in the hospital! 1272 00:59:43,671 --> 00:59:46,210 - Look, can you please explain to me what the big rush is? 1273 00:59:46,210 --> 00:59:47,946 - We're getting old, Bob. 1274 00:59:47,946 --> 00:59:48,781 - We? 1275 00:59:51,453 --> 00:59:53,124 Sterling, I'm sorry. 1276 00:59:54,626 --> 00:59:57,866 - I told you my real age because 1277 00:59:57,866 --> 01:00:01,240 I thought you really cared about me. 1278 01:00:01,240 --> 01:00:03,344 Not 'cause I'm some star, 1279 01:00:07,852 --> 01:00:10,358 but 'cause I'm Scott Sterling. 1280 01:00:13,564 --> 01:00:16,470 (Sterling sobbing) 1281 01:00:34,873 --> 01:00:37,012 - He's a lot heavier than he looks on TV. 1282 01:00:37,012 --> 01:00:38,180 - Am I on TV? 1283 01:00:38,180 --> 01:00:39,516 - No, show's over for tonight. 1284 01:00:39,516 --> 01:00:41,487 - I hope it was a good show. 1285 01:00:41,487 --> 01:00:42,989 - Did we lose Celia and Eric? 1286 01:00:42,989 --> 01:00:44,960 - I don't know, they're scoring weed somewhere or something. 1287 01:00:44,960 --> 01:00:47,198 - Okay, after party in the bridal suite! 1288 01:00:47,198 --> 01:00:49,036 - But it's your wedding night? 1289 01:00:49,036 --> 01:00:50,571 - Thanks for bulletin. 1290 01:00:50,571 --> 01:00:52,942 - You kids go ahead, it's nappy time for Sterling. 1291 01:00:52,942 --> 01:00:54,780 - Remember, Advil and sleep. 1292 01:00:54,780 --> 01:00:56,417 - Sad villain sheep. 1293 01:01:00,291 --> 01:01:02,762 (Celia and Eric coughing) 1294 01:01:02,762 --> 01:01:05,835 (overlapped chatting) 1295 01:01:08,107 --> 01:01:10,111 - This is mine, whoopee! 1296 01:01:16,323 --> 01:01:17,592 - A neck brace! 1297 01:01:19,196 --> 01:01:20,398 - I don't get it? 1298 01:01:20,398 --> 01:01:22,569 - Because, for the morning after. 1299 01:01:22,569 --> 01:01:23,404 Get it? 1300 01:01:24,739 --> 01:01:26,510 - You are so warped. 1301 01:01:26,510 --> 01:01:28,581 - I know, but you love me! 1302 01:01:28,581 --> 01:01:32,122 - [Eric] I can't find your mixed tape. 1303 01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:33,290 - Wait, wait. 1304 01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:36,463 Don't start the drinking games without me. 1305 01:01:39,836 --> 01:01:42,108 - My wedding, I'm gonna get this DJ, 1306 01:01:42,108 --> 01:01:44,012 and I'm gonna set him up in the woods 1307 01:01:44,012 --> 01:01:47,352 and I'm gonna have like this major rave. 1308 01:01:48,821 --> 01:01:51,360 - Why don't you two join the party? 1309 01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:52,929 - No, we're like, 1310 01:01:52,929 --> 01:01:54,466 we're eating. 1311 01:01:54,466 --> 01:01:55,434 Duh. 1312 01:01:55,434 --> 01:01:57,272 (Celia and Eric laughing) 1313 01:01:57,272 --> 01:01:59,276 - You guys are just gonna stand around and giggle all night, 1314 01:01:59,276 --> 01:02:01,547 you might as well get a room. 1315 01:02:01,547 --> 01:02:04,085 - My room's just down the hall. 1316 01:02:04,085 --> 01:02:05,154 - Bye, later. 1317 01:02:08,661 --> 01:02:09,596 - Well, hi. 1318 01:02:11,967 --> 01:02:14,739 (Beth giggling) 1319 01:02:14,739 --> 01:02:16,009 - Well, I'm gonna go crash. 1320 01:02:16,009 --> 01:02:17,679 Are you coming? 1321 01:02:17,679 --> 01:02:19,549 - No, I'll hang out for a while. 1322 01:02:19,549 --> 01:02:20,384 - Okay. 1323 01:02:22,355 --> 01:02:23,791 - Goodnight, Bob. 1324 01:02:25,695 --> 01:02:28,200 (dance music) 1325 01:02:30,204 --> 01:02:32,008 - Gilligan's Island game on acid. 1326 01:02:32,008 --> 01:02:33,277 - [Sarah] What? 1327 01:02:33,277 --> 01:02:35,514 - Gilligan's Island game on acid, it's very good. 1328 01:02:35,514 --> 01:02:37,552 Okay, what I do is I tell you the names 1329 01:02:37,552 --> 01:02:39,155 of two people that we know. 1330 01:02:39,155 --> 01:02:40,858 Brendan, it's fun. 1331 01:02:40,858 --> 01:02:42,862 And then you have to say who you would 1332 01:02:42,862 --> 01:02:44,799 rather be stuck with on a desert island. 1333 01:02:44,799 --> 01:02:45,635 - [John] On acid? 1334 01:02:45,635 --> 01:02:47,305 - That is sick. 1335 01:02:47,305 --> 01:02:48,941 - It's good! 1336 01:02:48,941 --> 01:02:50,077 Okay, I'm gonna start. 1337 01:02:50,077 --> 01:02:51,046 I will start the game. 1338 01:02:51,046 --> 01:02:52,715 Sarah, Eric or Matt? 1339 01:02:55,321 --> 01:02:57,525 - Oh, I take Matt over that any day. 1340 01:02:57,525 --> 01:02:59,462 - Oh, thanks for the compliments. 1341 01:02:59,462 --> 01:03:00,564 - Okay, now you go. 1342 01:03:00,564 --> 01:03:01,867 Sarah, go. 1343 01:03:01,867 --> 01:03:02,769 Sarah. 1344 01:03:02,769 --> 01:03:03,971 - Carol, Carol, 1345 01:03:05,608 --> 01:03:06,543 Carol. 1346 01:03:06,543 --> 01:03:08,280 Your mom or your dad? 1347 01:03:09,749 --> 01:03:12,622 - I'm not even gonna answer that. 1348 01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:15,027 - Brendan, Sterling or Sarah? 1349 01:03:15,895 --> 01:03:17,532 - Duh! 1350 01:03:17,532 --> 01:03:18,367 - Bob? 1351 01:03:20,071 --> 01:03:21,440 - I got locked out. 1352 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:24,346 - Uh-oh, it's a college flashback weekend. 1353 01:03:24,346 --> 01:03:28,320 - Sterling must have passed out, I need your key. 1354 01:03:28,320 --> 01:03:29,689 - Eric has it. 1355 01:03:29,689 --> 01:03:32,195 - Woo, an all nighter in the bridal suite. 1356 01:03:32,195 --> 01:03:33,864 - No, why don't you just stay with us? 1357 01:03:33,864 --> 01:03:35,401 - Oh, let's not and say we did. 1358 01:03:35,401 --> 01:03:37,405 - Oh, maybe the Height in Bethesda has some room? 1359 01:03:37,405 --> 01:03:38,640 - No, Bob, 1360 01:03:38,640 --> 01:03:41,980 we have two rooms and the couch opens up. 1361 01:03:41,980 --> 01:03:44,152 - You sure we won't be in the way? 1362 01:03:44,152 --> 01:03:45,488 - Sure I'm sure. 1363 01:03:48,827 --> 01:03:50,064 - Congratulations again. 1364 01:03:50,064 --> 01:03:51,800 - You have a wild night, you guys. 1365 01:03:51,800 --> 01:03:53,504 - Do everything I would do! 1366 01:03:53,504 --> 01:03:54,639 - Beth, she's married. 1367 01:03:54,639 --> 01:03:56,543 She can't sleep around. 1368 01:04:00,918 --> 01:04:03,824 Sure you don't wanna have a sleepover? 1369 01:04:03,824 --> 01:04:06,296 - Your room's kind of crowded. 1370 01:04:08,233 --> 01:04:10,805 - Live the fantasy at room 905. 1371 01:04:12,241 --> 01:04:16,183 - Sarah, don't confuse college with real life. 1372 01:04:16,183 --> 01:04:17,685 - [Celia] Breathe. 1373 01:04:21,927 --> 01:04:23,096 And visualize. 1374 01:04:29,008 --> 01:04:31,346 - I see a babe on the floor. 1375 01:04:33,250 --> 01:04:36,623 - You have to take tantra seriously, 1376 01:04:36,623 --> 01:04:41,633 or else you will never reach the point of spiritual release. 1377 01:04:42,435 --> 01:04:44,839 (Celia sighing) 1378 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,674 - Tah-da! 1379 01:04:47,478 --> 01:04:49,182 - Excuse me, but that's our bed. 1380 01:04:49,182 --> 01:04:50,518 - Not tonight. 1381 01:04:50,518 --> 01:04:53,457 - She unless she wants a threesome. 1382 01:04:54,292 --> 01:04:56,129 (Beth laughing) 1383 01:04:56,129 --> 01:04:58,233 - They could have found a room somewhere. 1384 01:04:58,233 --> 01:05:00,571 - I'm not gonna throw them out at 1:00 AM. 1385 01:05:00,571 --> 01:05:02,008 - It's our wedding night! 1386 01:05:02,008 --> 01:05:03,010 - Oh really? 1387 01:05:03,010 --> 01:05:03,844 - Oh, honey. 1388 01:05:03,844 --> 01:05:05,681 Sarcasm is so romantic. 1389 01:05:06,683 --> 01:05:07,518 - Maria. 1390 01:05:07,518 --> 01:05:08,520 Matt, please. 1391 01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:09,722 I'm so exhausted. 1392 01:05:09,722 --> 01:05:11,026 Can we discuss this some other time, 1393 01:05:11,026 --> 01:05:13,864 like our anniversary or something? 1394 01:05:14,933 --> 01:05:16,536 - What anniversary? 1395 01:05:21,880 --> 01:05:23,183 - What are you doing? 1396 01:05:23,183 --> 01:05:24,452 - Going to bed. 1397 01:05:25,421 --> 01:05:26,690 - Well, we have beers. 1398 01:05:26,690 --> 01:05:27,925 You don't want a beer? 1399 01:05:27,925 --> 01:05:30,164 - It's late, we gotta be up for Carol's brunch. 1400 01:05:30,164 --> 01:05:31,399 - Come on, we'll play quarters, 1401 01:05:31,399 --> 01:05:33,470 who gets the bed. 1402 01:05:33,470 --> 01:05:35,307 - We both get the bed. 1403 01:05:45,394 --> 01:05:46,296 What are you doing? 1404 01:05:46,296 --> 01:05:48,667 - I'm making my bed. 1405 01:05:48,667 --> 01:05:49,969 - Why don't you sleep here? 1406 01:05:49,969 --> 01:05:50,904 - Because, I don't know, 1407 01:05:50,904 --> 01:05:53,543 I like sleeping on the floor. 1408 01:05:53,543 --> 01:05:56,116 - Bob, if you want to be friends. 1409 01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:59,155 - Like at the reception friends? 1410 01:05:59,155 --> 01:06:01,660 - Look, things hadn't been working out for me, 1411 01:06:01,660 --> 01:06:05,067 so I thought you and I, you know, 1412 01:06:05,067 --> 01:06:06,469 could pick up where we left off. 1413 01:06:06,469 --> 01:06:09,542 - Oh, like Valentine's Day round two. 1414 01:06:12,415 --> 01:06:14,018 - Don't worry, Bob. 1415 01:06:14,018 --> 01:06:16,256 I'm not gonna try anything. 1416 01:06:30,184 --> 01:06:32,421 ♪ On your own, far away from home ♪ 1417 01:06:32,421 --> 01:06:35,728 ♪ There doesn't seem to be a friend when you're alone ♪ 1418 01:06:35,728 --> 01:06:36,830 ♪ People stare 1419 01:06:36,830 --> 01:06:38,400 ♪ You wonder if they care 1420 01:06:38,400 --> 01:06:41,072 ♪ So you turn your back on someone with love to share ♪ 1421 01:06:41,072 --> 01:06:43,877 ♪ Try to see, it's gotta be 1422 01:06:43,877 --> 01:06:47,218 ♪ Loving one another is the only possibility ♪ 1423 01:06:47,218 --> 01:06:49,756 ♪ So when you're down and losing ground ♪ 1424 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:52,461 ♪ Don't get to thinking love can't be found ♪ 1425 01:06:52,461 --> 01:06:53,430 ♪ Hey, stop 1426 01:06:53,430 --> 01:06:55,434 ♪ Stop, look around 1427 01:06:55,434 --> 01:06:58,273 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1428 01:06:58,273 --> 01:06:59,909 ♪ Stop, stop 1429 01:06:59,909 --> 01:07:01,579 ♪ And turn around 1430 01:07:01,579 --> 01:07:04,352 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1431 01:07:04,352 --> 01:07:09,328 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1432 01:07:14,238 --> 01:07:16,776 ♪ Hey you, it's nothing new 1433 01:07:16,776 --> 01:07:19,749 ♪ Love will be around no matter what you do ♪ 1434 01:07:19,749 --> 01:07:22,555 ♪ Or will you try every alibi 1435 01:07:22,555 --> 01:07:25,761 ♪ And fool yourself some more, then wonder why ♪ 1436 01:07:25,761 --> 01:07:28,233 ♪ So try to see, it's gotta be 1437 01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:31,606 ♪ When you turn your back on love you miss the opportunity ♪ 1438 01:07:31,606 --> 01:07:33,910 ♪ And once again, you're at a dead end ♪ 1439 01:07:33,910 --> 01:07:36,716 ♪ With nowhere to turn without a friend ♪ 1440 01:07:36,716 --> 01:07:37,551 ♪ Hey, stop 1441 01:07:37,551 --> 01:07:39,856 ♪ Stop and look around 1442 01:07:39,856 --> 01:07:42,361 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1443 01:07:42,361 --> 01:07:43,730 ♪ Stop, stop 1444 01:07:43,730 --> 01:07:45,400 ♪ And turn around 1445 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:48,506 ♪ Somebody wants love you 1446 01:07:48,506 --> 01:07:52,348 ♪ Somebody wants to love you. 1447 01:08:16,963 --> 01:08:17,865 ♪ Hey, stop 1448 01:08:17,865 --> 01:08:20,203 ♪ Stop and look around 1449 01:08:20,203 --> 01:08:22,608 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1450 01:08:22,608 --> 01:08:24,178 ♪ Stop, stop 1451 01:08:24,178 --> 01:08:25,814 ♪ And turn around 1452 01:08:25,814 --> 01:08:28,520 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1453 01:08:28,520 --> 01:08:33,530 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1454 01:08:34,699 --> 01:08:35,567 ♪ Hey, stop 1455 01:08:35,567 --> 01:08:37,805 ♪ Stop and look around 1456 01:08:37,805 --> 01:08:40,277 ♪ Somebody wants to love you 1457 01:08:40,277 --> 01:08:41,846 ♪ Stop, stop 1458 01:08:41,846 --> 01:08:42,881 ♪ And turn around 1459 01:08:42,881 --> 01:08:44,552 - Hey, wake up. 1460 01:08:44,552 --> 01:08:45,520 - Go away. 1461 01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:47,124 - Get up. 1462 01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:49,628 - Whoever heard of a brunch before two? 1463 01:08:49,628 --> 01:08:51,666 - Hurry up, Mrs. Lynch. 1464 01:08:51,666 --> 01:08:55,107 - Oh, if you call me that one more time. 1465 01:08:55,107 --> 01:08:57,111 - Better get used to it. 1466 01:08:58,613 --> 01:08:59,515 Mrs. Lynch? 1467 01:09:04,158 --> 01:09:04,925 - Shh. 1468 01:09:14,011 --> 01:09:15,347 I forgot my key. 1469 01:09:20,257 --> 01:09:23,196 (Brendan groaning) 1470 01:09:28,640 --> 01:09:29,475 - Oh no. 1471 01:09:32,514 --> 01:09:33,349 - Morning. 1472 01:09:34,552 --> 01:09:37,357 Oh wow, I've never done that before. 1473 01:09:37,357 --> 01:09:39,261 - Look, can we please try not making this 1474 01:09:39,261 --> 01:09:40,697 any worse than it already is? 1475 01:09:40,697 --> 01:09:42,401 - Are we making things better? 1476 01:09:42,401 --> 01:09:44,839 - Look Brendan, what happened last night? 1477 01:09:44,839 --> 01:09:46,075 It happened. 1478 01:09:46,075 --> 01:09:47,344 - I thought that's what you wanted? 1479 01:09:47,344 --> 01:09:49,348 - Aren't you dating a teacher or something? 1480 01:09:49,348 --> 01:09:51,119 - I was, but we broke up because of you. 1481 01:09:51,119 --> 01:09:52,888 - A little more information than I needed to know. 1482 01:09:52,888 --> 01:09:54,125 - Well, he said I had issues. 1483 01:09:54,125 --> 01:09:55,594 - Hello! 1484 01:09:55,594 --> 01:09:57,131 - I've changed, thank you. 1485 01:09:57,131 --> 01:09:59,268 - Well, why haven't you told anyone how much you've changed? 1486 01:09:59,268 --> 01:10:00,203 - I told you. 1487 01:10:00,203 --> 01:10:01,372 - And then slept with me. 1488 01:10:01,372 --> 01:10:02,808 I wouldn't try that with Eric. 1489 01:10:02,808 --> 01:10:03,843 - Oh, Eric knows. 1490 01:10:03,843 --> 01:10:04,678 - He what? 1491 01:10:05,714 --> 01:10:09,155 (elevator bell dinging) 1492 01:10:09,155 --> 01:10:10,824 (door knocking) 1493 01:10:10,824 --> 01:10:14,899 - [Sterling] Okay boys, rise and shine. 1494 01:10:14,899 --> 01:10:16,836 - Come on, get dressed. 1495 01:10:18,006 --> 01:10:20,310 - (laughs) Let me guess. 1496 01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:22,447 You've fallen and you can't get up. 1497 01:10:22,447 --> 01:10:23,716 (door knocking) 1498 01:10:23,716 --> 01:10:24,552 - Coming! 1499 01:10:26,022 --> 01:10:27,524 What am I gonna do? 1500 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:28,893 - What, other than being honest? 1501 01:10:28,893 --> 01:10:30,730 - Now you're Joe Honesty all of a sudden? 1502 01:10:30,730 --> 01:10:32,034 (door knocking) 1503 01:10:32,034 --> 01:10:32,868 - Bobby? 1504 01:10:36,809 --> 01:10:37,644 Oh, honey. 1505 01:10:39,081 --> 01:10:41,252 - I slept on it wrong last night. 1506 01:10:41,252 --> 01:10:43,523 - [Sterling] I'm so sorry I locked you out. 1507 01:10:43,523 --> 01:10:45,093 - Accidents happen. 1508 01:10:45,093 --> 01:10:46,362 - [Sterling] You're still mad about last night. 1509 01:10:46,362 --> 01:10:47,564 - Last night? 1510 01:10:47,564 --> 01:10:49,668 - I promise I will keep my big mouth shut. 1511 01:10:49,668 --> 01:10:52,941 We'll talk all about our plans back in the city. 1512 01:10:52,941 --> 01:10:55,880 - So, Bob tells me you two are tying the knot? 1513 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,551 - Yes, and you're invited. 1514 01:10:57,551 --> 01:10:58,820 Bring Sarah if you like. 1515 01:10:58,820 --> 01:11:01,125 - Hey, maybe we can have a double wedding? 1516 01:11:01,125 --> 01:11:03,863 - That's a fabulous idea. 1517 01:11:03,863 --> 01:11:05,033 What are you saying, you guys, 1518 01:11:05,033 --> 01:11:07,437 you're not even dressed, it's almost noon? 1519 01:11:07,437 --> 01:11:10,210 - Why don't you go ahead and we'll meet you there. 1520 01:11:10,210 --> 01:11:12,347 - Okay, do I get a kiss or what? 1521 01:11:12,347 --> 01:11:13,449 - Oh, oh. 1522 01:11:13,449 --> 01:11:14,451 - Ow! 1523 01:11:14,451 --> 01:11:15,453 - I'm sorry. 1524 01:11:16,922 --> 01:11:19,094 - Do you think they had sex? 1525 01:11:19,094 --> 01:11:20,697 I don't think they had sex. 1526 01:11:20,697 --> 01:11:22,668 - Beth, I don't know why you're obsessing about this. 1527 01:11:22,668 --> 01:11:24,471 - And what is with her hair? 1528 01:11:24,471 --> 01:11:25,874 - I think I like purple. 1529 01:11:25,874 --> 01:11:26,776 - Please. 1530 01:11:26,776 --> 01:11:27,911 - Hi. 1531 01:11:27,911 --> 01:11:29,381 - Hey guys, good morning. 1532 01:11:29,381 --> 01:11:30,917 - Not for me. 1533 01:11:30,917 --> 01:11:33,156 - What, is she a screamer? 1534 01:11:33,156 --> 01:11:34,458 - Could we give Dan a ride-- 1535 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:35,293 - Don. 1536 01:11:35,293 --> 01:11:36,128 - Sorry, Don, 1537 01:11:36,128 --> 01:11:37,064 Don a ride home? 1538 01:11:37,064 --> 01:11:38,333 - What happened to your car? 1539 01:11:38,333 --> 01:11:39,601 - She lost the car keys. 1540 01:11:39,601 --> 01:11:43,042 - I didn't lose them, I simply can't find them. 1541 01:11:43,042 --> 01:11:44,578 - You know what, you guys, 1542 01:11:44,578 --> 01:11:46,349 we're running really late for this brunch thing, so. 1543 01:11:46,349 --> 01:11:48,686 - His apartment's right on the way, Eric. 1544 01:11:48,686 --> 01:11:51,025 - Come on, Pooky Bear. 1545 01:11:51,025 --> 01:11:52,828 It's really no biggie. 1546 01:11:54,498 --> 01:11:57,304 (classical music) 1547 01:12:07,090 --> 01:12:09,094 - The caterer said he was supposed to be here at 12 o'clock, 1548 01:12:09,094 --> 01:12:11,265 and it's nearly five after it and he hasn't shown up yet. 1549 01:12:11,265 --> 01:12:13,035 - Here, hun. 1550 01:12:13,035 --> 01:12:14,938 It'll calm your nerves. 1551 01:12:15,907 --> 01:12:18,146 - (laughs) Look at you guys. 1552 01:12:18,146 --> 01:12:20,417 Couch of the living dead. 1553 01:12:20,417 --> 01:12:21,786 - Yo, like when's chow time? 1554 01:12:21,786 --> 01:12:23,556 - We've got the munchies already? 1555 01:12:23,556 --> 01:12:25,193 - Hey, where's Bob and Brendan? 1556 01:12:25,193 --> 01:12:29,034 - They're probably having a little afternoon delight. 1557 01:12:29,034 --> 01:12:30,703 - What's that's supposed to mean? 1558 01:12:30,703 --> 01:12:33,443 - Well, they did sleep in the same bed. 1559 01:12:33,443 --> 01:12:34,278 - Really? 1560 01:12:34,278 --> 01:12:35,914 - Oh, please. 1561 01:12:35,914 --> 01:12:39,054 Can we stop with all the college reruns? 1562 01:12:39,054 --> 01:12:41,559 You know, we're getting a little old to constantly 1563 01:12:41,559 --> 01:12:44,965 be rehashing what we did when we were 20. 1564 01:12:52,848 --> 01:12:55,253 - I love that episode when your sister's fiance 1565 01:12:55,253 --> 01:12:58,759 sabotaged your car and it went over the cliff. 1566 01:12:58,759 --> 01:13:00,697 - God, I was in the hospital for two months. 1567 01:13:00,697 --> 01:13:04,471 - Yeah, your hospital scenes are my favorite. 1568 01:13:04,471 --> 01:13:05,874 - Why? 1569 01:13:05,874 --> 01:13:08,613 - You're always topless. 1570 01:13:08,613 --> 01:13:11,519 (doorbell ringing) 1571 01:13:13,256 --> 01:13:15,493 - Well, if it isn't my good friend Eric. 1572 01:13:15,493 --> 01:13:16,428 - And where's Brendan? 1573 01:13:16,428 --> 01:13:17,597 - He went to get a drink. 1574 01:13:17,597 --> 01:13:18,866 - What's with the neck? 1575 01:13:18,866 --> 01:13:21,105 - I slept on the floor, and I'm gonna kill you. 1576 01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,841 - Serious negativity. 1577 01:13:25,813 --> 01:13:27,450 - Why didn't you tell me about Brendan? 1578 01:13:27,450 --> 01:13:29,388 - Well, you never asked me. 1579 01:13:29,388 --> 01:13:30,456 - That's real funny. 1580 01:13:30,456 --> 01:13:32,027 How long have you known? 1581 01:13:32,027 --> 01:13:34,798 - He told me a couple of years ago when he moved to Boston. 1582 01:13:34,798 --> 01:13:36,635 - I don't believe this. 1583 01:13:36,635 --> 01:13:38,139 - So, did you two? 1584 01:13:39,775 --> 01:13:40,610 - What? 1585 01:13:40,610 --> 01:13:42,013 - You know. 1586 01:13:42,013 --> 01:13:44,718 - I'm engaged to Sterling. 1587 01:13:44,718 --> 01:13:46,622 - So is that like a no? 1588 01:13:53,869 --> 01:13:57,611 - You might wanna try a little V eight, just for coloring. 1589 01:13:57,611 --> 01:13:58,746 - Sarah, hi. 1590 01:13:58,746 --> 01:14:01,752 - Hi, what took you so long? 1591 01:14:01,752 --> 01:14:04,091 - We went to the gym, you know, 1592 01:14:04,091 --> 01:14:05,360 to work off our hangovers, 1593 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,931 and that's how Bob strained his neck. 1594 01:14:07,931 --> 01:14:10,236 - Bob lifting weights? 1595 01:14:10,236 --> 01:14:12,307 - I know it's crazy, huh? 1596 01:14:13,876 --> 01:14:16,048 - Oh, it's a pretty plate. 1597 01:14:17,984 --> 01:14:19,888 - This is Aunt Alice's. 1598 01:14:23,396 --> 01:14:24,231 - Oh! 1599 01:14:25,099 --> 01:14:27,504 - Where's the bird? 1600 01:14:27,504 --> 01:14:28,839 - It's very big. 1601 01:14:31,245 --> 01:14:33,516 - I thought you'd like it! 1602 01:14:33,516 --> 01:14:35,620 Barbara told me you love partridges. 1603 01:14:35,620 --> 01:14:36,722 - Yes. 1604 01:14:36,722 --> 01:14:38,793 - Celia, I've run out mixers. 1605 01:14:38,793 --> 01:14:40,029 Would you mind being a dear 1606 01:14:40,029 --> 01:14:41,198 and running to the 7-Eleven for me? 1607 01:14:41,198 --> 01:14:42,033 - Sure. 1608 01:14:43,969 --> 01:14:45,907 You wanna ride shotgun? 1609 01:14:47,377 --> 01:14:48,813 - No, I'll hang here. 1610 01:14:48,813 --> 01:14:51,251 - Woo, passing up a trip to Sleven. 1611 01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:53,322 My, we are getting older. 1612 01:14:54,224 --> 01:14:55,560 - I'll miss you. 1613 01:15:04,978 --> 01:15:06,348 - Yeah, Metro liner at four. 1614 01:15:06,348 --> 01:15:07,183 Okay, bye. 1615 01:15:10,289 --> 01:15:11,792 - Leaving us already? 1616 01:15:11,792 --> 01:15:16,268 - Oh yeah, I gotta do some retakes for tomorrow's show. 1617 01:15:16,268 --> 01:15:18,305 Is Bob around, have you seen him? 1618 01:15:18,305 --> 01:15:20,243 - Wherever Brendan is. 1619 01:15:20,243 --> 01:15:21,745 - Those two have been inseparable, huh? 1620 01:15:21,745 --> 01:15:22,814 - Yeah, almost like that whole 1621 01:15:22,814 --> 01:15:25,486 unrequited thing never happened. 1622 01:15:26,421 --> 01:15:27,924 - What thing? 1623 01:15:27,924 --> 01:15:31,698 - Oh, Bob had a huge crush on Brendan senior year. 1624 01:15:32,834 --> 01:15:34,004 - Really? 1625 01:15:34,004 --> 01:15:36,141 - Nothing ever happened, thank God. 1626 01:15:36,141 --> 01:15:39,181 - I can't believe that Bob never told me. 1627 01:15:39,181 --> 01:15:43,155 - Yeah, in fact the whole thing helped bring us together. 1628 01:15:43,155 --> 01:15:44,457 - Yeah, Brendan says that you 1629 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:46,995 two are getting really serious. 1630 01:15:46,995 --> 01:15:47,831 - Really? 1631 01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:49,301 - Yeah. 1632 01:15:49,301 --> 01:15:51,805 (tense music) 1633 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:01,325 - Thank you, Emma. 1634 01:16:01,325 --> 01:16:02,493 Mommy's upstairs. 1635 01:16:02,493 --> 01:16:04,231 - This thing's choking me to death. 1636 01:16:04,231 --> 01:16:05,633 - You know they're gonna find out eventually. 1637 01:16:05,633 --> 01:16:07,237 - Sterling would kill, he'd freak. 1638 01:16:07,237 --> 01:16:09,140 - You're not gonna tell him? 1639 01:16:09,140 --> 01:16:10,309 - I'm now gonna blow my engagement 1640 01:16:10,309 --> 01:16:11,511 'cause of what happened last night. 1641 01:16:11,511 --> 01:16:12,614 - Oh, if you're so engaged, 1642 01:16:12,614 --> 01:16:14,017 where's the ring? 1643 01:16:14,017 --> 01:16:17,023 - Well, we're engaged to be engaged. 1644 01:16:18,492 --> 01:16:21,331 - And Sarah and I are gonna elope. 1645 01:16:22,467 --> 01:16:23,535 Come on, Bob. 1646 01:16:23,535 --> 01:16:24,371 I was kidding. 1647 01:16:24,371 --> 01:16:25,740 - [Bob] Sterling! 1648 01:16:25,740 --> 01:16:26,942 - There you are! 1649 01:16:26,942 --> 01:16:28,012 - Okay, we've gotta head back ASAP. 1650 01:16:28,012 --> 01:16:28,946 - What? 1651 01:16:28,946 --> 01:16:29,748 - Yeah, I gotta tape at eight. 1652 01:16:29,748 --> 01:16:30,716 - Oh, what a shame. 1653 01:16:30,716 --> 01:16:32,520 - You have plans for later? 1654 01:16:32,520 --> 01:16:34,057 - Why? 1655 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:36,795 - I don't know, I was thinking maybe we could go down to GW, 1656 01:16:36,795 --> 01:16:38,132 check out the old haunts. 1657 01:16:38,132 --> 01:16:39,801 - What for? 1658 01:16:39,801 --> 01:16:41,772 - Don't be coy with me. 1659 01:16:41,772 --> 01:16:43,809 Sterling told me what you've been up to. 1660 01:16:43,809 --> 01:16:45,046 - He did? 1661 01:16:45,046 --> 01:16:47,016 - Sarah told me all about you two. 1662 01:16:47,016 --> 01:16:48,319 - She did? 1663 01:16:48,319 --> 01:16:51,091 - And you know what, I could never guess. 1664 01:16:51,091 --> 01:16:52,493 If I were in your shoes, 1665 01:16:52,493 --> 01:16:54,564 I would've done the exact same thing. 1666 01:16:54,564 --> 01:16:55,766 - You would? 1667 01:16:55,766 --> 01:16:57,670 - Well, who wouldn't have fallen for Brendan? 1668 01:16:57,670 --> 01:16:58,839 He's so cute. 1669 01:16:58,839 --> 01:17:01,378 - Bobby, what happened to your neck? 1670 01:17:01,378 --> 01:17:03,282 - I slept on the floor. 1671 01:17:06,521 --> 01:17:09,127 (Bob groaning) 1672 01:17:10,830 --> 01:17:12,667 - Earth to Bob. 1673 01:17:12,667 --> 01:17:13,869 - What happened, Potato bug? 1674 01:17:13,869 --> 01:17:15,373 - I don't know. 1675 01:17:15,373 --> 01:17:16,908 I was just standing there and then everything went black. 1676 01:17:16,908 --> 01:17:18,545 - I've had those happen before. 1677 01:17:18,545 --> 01:17:20,383 - Why don't you take that neck brace off? 1678 01:17:20,383 --> 01:17:21,918 - [Brendan] You don't want to do that. 1679 01:17:21,918 --> 01:17:24,457 - Looks like it's choking him. 1680 01:17:24,457 --> 01:17:25,726 (crowd gasping) 1681 01:17:25,726 --> 01:17:26,561 - Bob. 1682 01:17:26,561 --> 01:17:27,397 - Brendan. 1683 01:17:27,397 --> 01:17:28,232 - Eric? 1684 01:17:28,232 --> 01:17:29,067 - Brendan? 1685 01:17:29,067 --> 01:17:29,901 - Sarah! 1686 01:17:29,901 --> 01:17:30,736 - Brendan? 1687 01:17:30,736 --> 01:17:31,571 - Celia! 1688 01:17:31,571 --> 01:17:32,573 - [Carol] Matt? 1689 01:17:32,573 --> 01:17:33,475 - [Matt] Brendan. 1690 01:17:33,475 --> 01:17:34,310 - Bob! 1691 01:17:45,366 --> 01:17:46,201 - Yo Beth! 1692 01:17:49,507 --> 01:17:50,876 You know, if you needed anything, 1693 01:17:50,876 --> 01:17:52,447 you should have just come to me. 1694 01:17:52,447 --> 01:17:53,849 - It's for Sarah. 1695 01:17:55,219 --> 01:17:57,890 You know what Valium looks like? 1696 01:18:00,396 --> 01:18:03,635 - Man, she is certainly freaking out. 1697 01:18:03,635 --> 01:18:06,241 - I know, but can you believe it? 1698 01:18:06,241 --> 01:18:07,810 Bob and Brendan? 1699 01:18:07,810 --> 01:18:08,645 Wow. 1700 01:18:10,082 --> 01:18:13,355 - That's why he came down here at the last minute. 1701 01:18:13,355 --> 01:18:14,858 - How do you know? 1702 01:18:16,628 --> 01:18:19,701 - Well, he was nervous about seeing Bob, 1703 01:18:19,701 --> 01:18:21,838 and I chilled him. 1704 01:18:21,838 --> 01:18:26,414 You know, said everything would work out fine. 1705 01:18:26,414 --> 01:18:28,418 I'm such the total liar. 1706 01:18:30,089 --> 01:18:32,560 - God, practically a romantic. 1707 01:18:32,560 --> 01:18:33,395 - Hey. 1708 01:18:33,395 --> 01:18:34,597 - Hmm. 1709 01:18:34,597 --> 01:18:36,568 - Don't go spreading that around now. 1710 01:18:36,568 --> 01:18:38,138 Could like ruin me. 1711 01:18:39,140 --> 01:18:42,446 - Whatever you say, Pooky bear. 1712 01:18:42,446 --> 01:18:43,849 - So did you have a good time last night? 1713 01:18:43,849 --> 01:18:45,486 - Oh God, yeah. 1714 01:18:45,486 --> 01:18:47,023 And did you have a good time? 1715 01:18:47,023 --> 01:18:47,857 - Yeah, it was good. 1716 01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:49,894 - Yeah, it was great. 1717 01:18:49,894 --> 01:18:50,729 Yeah. 1718 01:18:52,700 --> 01:18:56,107 (Beth and Eric laughing) 1719 01:19:05,159 --> 01:19:06,661 - Fag? 1720 01:19:06,661 --> 01:19:09,267 Oops, lingo from my whack days. 1721 01:19:11,104 --> 01:19:16,114 That Barbara, she won't let me smoke anywhere in this house. 1722 01:19:17,149 --> 01:19:19,254 Seems I've caused a rift. 1723 01:19:24,364 --> 01:19:26,401 - I'm the one who kissed him. 1724 01:19:26,401 --> 01:19:29,941 - You kids have such complications these days. 1725 01:19:29,941 --> 01:19:31,311 Now back in my day-- 1726 01:19:31,311 --> 01:19:32,246 - Oh, no offense, 1727 01:19:32,246 --> 01:19:33,448 Alice, but back in your day, 1728 01:19:33,448 --> 01:19:35,552 Sterling would be engaged to Doris Day. 1729 01:19:35,552 --> 01:19:37,023 - Well, if you ask me, 1730 01:19:37,023 --> 01:19:39,294 Sterling's not the problem. 1731 01:19:44,437 --> 01:19:47,343 That fly boy never made it with me 1732 01:19:47,343 --> 01:19:51,117 because he never told me how he felt. 1733 01:19:51,117 --> 01:19:53,689 - Well, Bob knows how I feel. 1734 01:19:53,689 --> 01:19:55,592 - You've told him this? 1735 01:20:00,402 --> 01:20:01,237 - Hey. 1736 01:20:03,709 --> 01:20:06,981 I thought this might make you feel better. 1737 01:20:06,981 --> 01:20:10,055 - Only if it makes me an incredibly attractive gay man. 1738 01:20:10,055 --> 01:20:12,727 (Beth laughing) 1739 01:20:14,664 --> 01:20:15,666 - Oh, Sarah, 1740 01:20:16,835 --> 01:20:19,407 it's not your fault if Brendan likes guys. 1741 01:20:19,407 --> 01:20:20,943 - I mean, what do you want me to say? 1742 01:20:20,943 --> 01:20:24,617 That it's okay that Brendan's gay? 1743 01:20:24,617 --> 01:20:26,087 I'm sorry I'm not having a politically 1744 01:20:26,087 --> 01:20:28,992 correct nervous breakdown. 1745 01:20:28,992 --> 01:20:31,097 - What's the big deal, he's just one guy. 1746 01:20:31,097 --> 01:20:32,600 - I just wanna know why everyone who doesn't 1747 01:20:32,600 --> 01:20:35,672 wanna get married is getting proposals left and right, 1748 01:20:35,672 --> 01:20:38,712 and I can't even get a lousy date. 1749 01:20:38,712 --> 01:20:41,317 I mean, I'm a relatively young, 1750 01:20:43,522 --> 01:20:47,329 reasonably attractive second year law student. 1751 01:20:49,066 --> 01:20:51,304 I mean, what is wrong with this picture? 1752 01:20:51,304 --> 01:20:54,877 - Well, I am certainly not one to talk about relationships. 1753 01:20:54,877 --> 01:20:56,247 - [Sarah] That's a given. 1754 01:20:56,247 --> 01:20:57,216 - Thank you. 1755 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:00,456 Listen, Sarah, 1756 01:21:02,293 --> 01:21:05,566 the minute that you stop looking for it, 1757 01:21:05,566 --> 01:21:09,140 I mean, the moment that you stop needing some stupid guy, 1758 01:21:09,140 --> 01:21:12,480 that's when something like five Adonises 1759 01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:15,152 are going to drop into your lap. 1760 01:21:16,955 --> 01:21:18,859 - This happened to you? 1761 01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:22,266 - No, I'm still too desperate. 1762 01:21:28,979 --> 01:21:30,649 - So how's Sterling? 1763 01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:35,659 - You wanna talk to Sterling or me? 1764 01:21:37,029 --> 01:21:40,235 - Are you two still gonna go through with it? 1765 01:21:40,235 --> 01:21:41,471 - Yeah, sure. 1766 01:21:41,471 --> 01:21:43,909 We're picking out silver patterns. 1767 01:21:49,520 --> 01:21:52,126 Brendan, it's just that that whole 1768 01:21:52,126 --> 01:21:53,695 year we were in the same room, 1769 01:21:53,695 --> 01:21:55,532 you know, the same room. 1770 01:21:55,532 --> 01:21:56,768 Why couldn't you just-- 1771 01:21:56,768 --> 01:21:58,038 - Why are you so hung up on something 1772 01:21:58,038 --> 01:21:59,607 that didn't happen five years ago? 1773 01:21:59,607 --> 01:22:01,611 - You're the one who thinks I'm still in love with you. 1774 01:22:01,611 --> 01:22:02,446 - You're not? 1775 01:22:02,446 --> 01:22:03,281 - Yes! 1776 01:22:03,281 --> 01:22:04,116 - You are! 1777 01:22:04,116 --> 01:22:05,085 - No, yes, 1778 01:22:05,085 --> 01:22:07,222 I'm, you know what I mean. 1779 01:22:10,228 --> 01:22:11,965 - Sterling, hi! 1780 01:22:11,965 --> 01:22:14,036 - Is my, is Bob in there? 1781 01:22:15,405 --> 01:22:16,908 - They're talking. 1782 01:22:16,908 --> 01:22:19,380 - Well, I find that hard to believe. 1783 01:22:19,380 --> 01:22:21,050 Bob, I'm leaving. 1784 01:22:21,050 --> 01:22:22,886 - Sterling, wait! 1785 01:22:22,886 --> 01:22:24,657 I've gotta go. 1786 01:22:24,657 --> 01:22:26,094 - What about us? 1787 01:22:26,094 --> 01:22:28,832 - Brendan, there never was an us. 1788 01:22:29,934 --> 01:22:33,074 Oh God, now I sound like a show. 1789 01:22:33,074 --> 01:22:34,810 - Whatever happened to that walking 1790 01:22:34,810 --> 01:22:37,416 emotional car wreck I used to live with? 1791 01:22:37,416 --> 01:22:39,086 - Brendan. 1792 01:22:39,086 --> 01:22:42,660 - I mean, when did you become so practical? 1793 01:22:45,198 --> 01:22:47,536 - [Sterling] What is going on in there? 1794 01:22:47,536 --> 01:22:49,407 - We're right in the middle of something. 1795 01:22:49,407 --> 01:22:51,544 - Well, are you making out again? 1796 01:22:51,544 --> 01:22:52,780 - Passionately. 1797 01:22:55,452 --> 01:22:57,189 - We weren't making out. 1798 01:22:57,189 --> 01:22:58,158 - Oh, I'm sorry. 1799 01:22:58,158 --> 01:22:59,593 He was merely sucking your neck. 1800 01:22:59,593 --> 01:23:00,896 - Look, I'm sorry that the whole thing-- 1801 01:23:00,896 --> 01:23:02,166 - Oh, you're sorry? 1802 01:23:02,166 --> 01:23:03,601 - So I slept with my ex-roommate. 1803 01:23:03,601 --> 01:23:06,140 What do you want me to do, kill myself? 1804 01:23:06,140 --> 01:23:09,814 - You wouldn't have the flare for it. 1805 01:23:09,814 --> 01:23:11,751 - Does this mean the engagement's off? 1806 01:23:11,751 --> 01:23:13,455 - That's it, Bob. 1807 01:23:13,455 --> 01:23:17,930 No relationship, no wedding and no residuals. 1808 01:23:17,930 --> 01:23:21,270 Nobody makes a fool out of Scott Sterling. 1809 01:23:21,270 --> 01:23:23,174 I mean, Sterling Scott. 1810 01:23:24,610 --> 01:23:27,683 (car engine revving) 1811 01:23:29,754 --> 01:23:32,593 (emotional music) 1812 01:23:37,469 --> 01:23:42,479 ♪ Why has the music stopped 1813 01:23:43,648 --> 01:23:46,921 ♪ Where did all the happy people go ♪ 1814 01:23:46,921 --> 01:23:49,193 ♪ I know they were there 1815 01:23:49,193 --> 01:23:52,065 ♪ Songs everywhere 1816 01:23:52,065 --> 01:23:56,574 ♪ Only a moment ago 1817 01:23:56,574 --> 01:23:59,013 ♪ I only blinked my eyes 1818 01:23:59,013 --> 01:24:01,517 ♪ I only blinked my eyes 1819 01:24:01,517 --> 01:24:06,460 ♪ And now the world that I used to know is changing on me ♪ 1820 01:24:07,896 --> 01:24:12,906 ♪ Why can't it be only a moment ago ♪ 1821 01:24:15,478 --> 01:24:17,716 ♪ Only a moment ago 1822 01:24:17,716 --> 01:24:20,589 ♪ Only a moment ago 1823 01:24:20,589 --> 01:24:24,897 ♪ It was spring and I was in 1824 01:24:24,897 --> 01:24:28,705 ♪ Only a moment ago 1825 01:24:28,705 --> 01:24:33,715 ♪ I could see where the road would be ♪ 1826 01:24:34,850 --> 01:24:39,360 ♪ And what tomorrow was bringing ♪ 1827 01:24:41,397 --> 01:24:43,301 ♪ Hey, Mr. Dream Come True 1828 01:24:43,301 --> 01:24:45,839 ♪ Hey, Mr. Dream Come True 1829 01:24:45,839 --> 01:24:49,747 ♪ Why did you go and walk out the door ♪ 1830 01:24:49,747 --> 01:24:52,252 ♪ It all went so fast 1831 01:24:52,252 --> 01:24:57,262 ♪ Why wouldn't it last only a moment more ♪ 1832 01:24:59,366 --> 01:25:01,871 ♪ Only a moment ago 1833 01:25:01,871 --> 01:25:04,510 ♪ Only a moment ago 1834 01:25:04,510 --> 01:25:08,551 ♪ It was spring and I was here 1835 01:25:08,551 --> 01:25:13,328 ♪ Only a moment ago 1836 01:25:13,328 --> 01:25:17,803 ♪ I could see where the road would lead ♪ 1837 01:25:17,803 --> 01:25:22,813 ♪ And what tomorrow was bringing ♪ 1838 01:25:24,883 --> 01:25:29,893 ♪ Why has the music stopped 1839 01:25:31,063 --> 01:25:34,103 ♪ Where did all the happy people go ♪ 1840 01:25:34,103 --> 01:25:36,474 ♪ I know they were there 1841 01:25:36,474 --> 01:25:38,978 ♪ I know they were there 1842 01:25:38,978 --> 01:25:41,150 ♪ Songs everywhere 1843 01:25:41,150 --> 01:25:43,988 ♪ Songs everywhere 1844 01:25:43,988 --> 01:25:48,998 ♪ Only a moment ago 1845 01:25:52,305 --> 01:25:54,610 ♪ Why has the music stopped? 1846 01:25:54,610 --> 01:25:56,547 - [Driver] Metro liner service to Baltimore, 1847 01:25:56,547 --> 01:25:58,918 Philadelphia, New York City. 1848 01:25:58,918 --> 01:26:01,657 Now boarding on track 12. 1849 01:26:01,657 --> 01:26:02,793 - Going my way? 1850 01:26:02,793 --> 01:26:05,065 - Sterling, I thought you-- 1851 01:26:05,065 --> 01:26:07,235 - Ran into some fans outside the station. 1852 01:26:07,235 --> 01:26:09,973 Autographs will be the end of me. 1853 01:26:12,946 --> 01:26:16,887 So there's a train at five we could catch. 1854 01:26:16,887 --> 01:26:18,724 - You're not still mad at me? 1855 01:26:18,724 --> 01:26:21,230 - I think I overreacted a little bit. 1856 01:26:21,230 --> 01:26:22,866 - More like overacted. 1857 01:26:22,866 --> 01:26:24,770 - I can be such a ham sometimes, huh? 1858 01:26:24,770 --> 01:26:27,542 - (laughs) Yeah. 1859 01:26:29,780 --> 01:26:31,784 - You know what's funny? 1860 01:26:32,986 --> 01:26:35,859 I thought I'd be the one caught cheating. 1861 01:26:35,859 --> 01:26:38,164 - You are having an affair? 1862 01:26:38,164 --> 01:26:41,337 - I was, with Dr. Drake during my third hospitalization. 1863 01:26:41,337 --> 01:26:42,439 I just thought, you know, 1864 01:26:42,439 --> 01:26:43,908 since we're clearing the air-- 1865 01:26:43,908 --> 01:26:44,943 - He was my character. 1866 01:26:44,943 --> 01:26:46,747 - Anyway, it's all in the past, 1867 01:26:46,747 --> 01:26:48,551 and we have our future to look forward to. 1868 01:26:48,551 --> 01:26:49,820 - Excuse me, sir, 1869 01:26:49,820 --> 01:26:51,157 what train would you like these bags on? 1870 01:26:51,157 --> 01:26:52,392 - Here, why don't I take care of the luggage, 1871 01:26:52,392 --> 01:26:53,594 you go get your ticket, okay. 1872 01:26:53,594 --> 01:26:54,530 - But I-- 1873 01:26:54,530 --> 01:26:57,102 - I'll meet you back here in 10. 1874 01:27:12,432 --> 01:27:13,267 - Bob! 1875 01:27:17,409 --> 01:27:20,348 - I thought you were driving back with Eric? 1876 01:27:20,348 --> 01:27:21,817 - I had a change of plans. 1877 01:27:21,817 --> 01:27:23,988 I'm taking the 508 back to Boston. 1878 01:27:23,988 --> 01:27:24,823 - [Bob] Oh. 1879 01:27:24,823 --> 01:27:25,758 - [Brendan] And you? 1880 01:27:25,758 --> 01:27:27,996 - Oh, Sterling missed his train. 1881 01:27:27,996 --> 01:27:29,433 We're going to go on the next one. 1882 01:27:29,433 --> 01:27:32,405 I'm supposed to wait for him here. 1883 01:27:32,405 --> 01:27:33,241 - Oh. 1884 01:27:34,910 --> 01:27:35,745 So, um... 1885 01:27:38,351 --> 01:27:40,588 So things are gonna work out? 1886 01:27:40,588 --> 01:27:41,991 - Looks that way. 1887 01:27:44,296 --> 01:27:46,233 - Listen, Bob. 1888 01:27:46,233 --> 01:27:47,669 I didn't get a chance to tell you 1889 01:27:47,669 --> 01:27:49,439 before what I wanted to say and-- 1890 01:27:49,439 --> 01:27:51,644 - [Driver] Metro Liner for New York City 1891 01:27:51,644 --> 01:27:54,483 now boarding track 12, all aboard. 1892 01:27:55,385 --> 01:27:57,622 - It's just that, you know, 1893 01:27:59,126 --> 01:28:00,995 I really like you a lot. 1894 01:28:00,995 --> 01:28:02,499 - We're friends. 1895 01:28:02,499 --> 01:28:04,303 - It's more than that though. 1896 01:28:04,303 --> 01:28:05,972 Oh God, I don't know. 1897 01:28:07,008 --> 01:28:08,177 Let's see. 1898 01:28:08,177 --> 01:28:10,114 Well, your hair stands up at the back 1899 01:28:10,114 --> 01:28:11,016 of your head in the morning, 1900 01:28:11,016 --> 01:28:12,252 you know? 1901 01:28:12,252 --> 01:28:15,625 - What does bad hair have to do with this? 1902 01:28:17,062 --> 01:28:21,470 - Or the way your lips get all pouty when you get mad. 1903 01:28:24,009 --> 01:28:25,878 - You mean you're... 1904 01:28:25,878 --> 01:28:27,048 - For a while? 1905 01:28:29,186 --> 01:28:32,959 - (laughs) This is so weird. 1906 01:28:36,633 --> 01:28:39,806 - Yeah, but it's a good sort of weird. 1907 01:28:55,838 --> 01:28:57,409 - Sterling? 1908 01:28:57,409 --> 01:28:58,344 - Hi. 1909 01:28:58,344 --> 01:28:59,813 - What are you doing here? 1910 01:28:59,813 --> 01:29:03,721 - Oh, I'm headed back to New York for some re shoots. 1911 01:29:04,956 --> 01:29:06,827 - Hospital scenes? 1912 01:29:06,827 --> 01:29:08,230 - [Driver] Final boarding call, 1913 01:29:08,230 --> 01:29:11,036 New York City, Metro Liner service. 1914 01:29:11,036 --> 01:29:15,945 - I better go find him, 'cause we're gonna miss the... 1915 01:29:15,945 --> 01:29:16,780 - Okay. 1916 01:29:18,017 --> 01:29:21,523 Listen, maybe I can come down and, 1917 01:29:21,523 --> 01:29:23,828 you know, see you in New York sometime? 1918 01:29:23,828 --> 01:29:24,663 - [Bob] Yeah. 1919 01:29:24,663 --> 01:29:26,600 - No really, I mean it. 1920 01:29:27,669 --> 01:29:29,673 - Sure, that'd be great. 1921 01:29:37,021 --> 01:29:37,856 You okay? 1922 01:29:41,964 --> 01:29:43,534 - I don't think so. 1923 01:29:51,717 --> 01:29:54,189 - [Driver] All aboard! 1924 01:29:54,189 --> 01:29:58,364 ♪ You can remember that once upon a love affair ♪ 1925 01:29:58,364 --> 01:30:01,603 ♪ Your heart was warm, your lips were tender ♪ 1926 01:30:01,603 --> 01:30:04,442 ♪ And I didn't care, baby 1927 01:30:04,442 --> 01:30:05,444 ♪ You're gonna see 1928 01:30:05,444 --> 01:30:06,680 ♪ You're gonna see 1929 01:30:06,680 --> 01:30:08,050 ♪ A brand new me 1930 01:30:08,050 --> 01:30:09,352 ♪ A brand new me 1931 01:30:09,352 --> 01:30:12,659 ♪ The feeling's on my mind 1932 01:30:12,659 --> 01:30:14,029 ♪ It's time 1933 01:30:14,029 --> 01:30:16,733 ♪ Love you 1934 01:30:16,733 --> 01:30:19,205 ♪ I'll never let you down 1935 01:30:19,205 --> 01:30:20,107 ♪ It won't be the same 1936 01:30:20,107 --> 01:30:22,245 ♪ If you see my 1937 01:30:22,245 --> 01:30:27,255 ♪ Feet on the ground 1938 01:30:28,457 --> 01:30:32,298 ♪ I've had my fill of fooling around ♪ 1939 01:30:33,467 --> 01:30:37,408 ♪ Ain't no life just being a clown ♪ 1940 01:30:37,408 --> 01:30:39,379 ♪ I heard the weather warning 1941 01:30:39,379 --> 01:30:42,051 ♪ It said sunny today 1942 01:30:42,051 --> 01:30:47,061 ♪ How did he know that you would show up to love me today ♪ 1943 01:30:47,595 --> 01:30:48,464 ♪ Baby 1944 01:30:48,464 --> 01:30:49,399 ♪ You're gonna see 1945 01:30:49,399 --> 01:30:50,501 ♪ You're gonna see 1946 01:30:50,501 --> 01:30:51,937 ♪ A brand new me 1947 01:30:51,937 --> 01:30:53,240 ♪ A brand new me 1948 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:57,815 ♪ The feeling's on my mind this time ♪ 1949 01:30:57,815 --> 01:30:58,684 ♪ I'll be a new man 1950 01:30:58,684 --> 01:31:01,390 ♪ I'll be around 1951 01:31:28,343 --> 01:31:33,353 ♪ The reason for your compromise is all to use ♪ 1952 01:31:35,224 --> 01:31:40,234 ♪ The purpose of your alibi is to confuse ♪ 1953 01:31:41,937 --> 01:31:46,947 ♪ I tend to live a lie I can't get through ♪ 1954 01:31:47,849 --> 01:31:52,091 ♪ I can't get through to you 1955 01:31:53,961 --> 01:31:57,268 ♪ I can't get through 1956 01:31:57,268 --> 01:32:02,245 ♪ I can't get through 1957 01:32:03,647 --> 01:32:07,355 ♪ The season of awakening has turned on you ♪ 1958 01:32:08,991 --> 01:32:11,563 ♪ There is no escaping that love ♪ 1959 01:32:11,563 --> 01:32:15,671 ♪ Time is blue 1960 01:32:15,671 --> 01:32:20,681 ♪ The winds of reason can't blow through to you ♪ 1961 01:32:21,583 --> 01:32:25,791 ♪ I can't get through to you 1962 01:32:27,562 --> 01:32:30,901 ♪ I can't get through 1963 01:32:30,901 --> 01:32:35,744 ♪ I can't get through 1964 01:32:35,744 --> 01:32:40,754 ♪ With open arms and closed mind ♪ 1965 01:32:42,592 --> 01:32:44,429 ♪ Take me in 1966 01:32:44,429 --> 01:32:45,998 ♪ Took me too 1967 01:32:45,998 --> 01:32:47,335 ♪ Took me too 1968 01:32:47,335 --> 01:32:51,109 ♪ I can't get through to you 1969 01:33:16,259 --> 01:33:18,497 ♪ I've got so much to say to me ♪ 1970 01:33:18,497 --> 01:33:22,872 ♪ I can't reply 1971 01:33:22,872 --> 01:33:25,210 ♪ I can't even get through with me ♪ 1972 01:33:25,210 --> 01:33:29,852 ♪ I'm big this time 1973 01:33:29,852 --> 01:33:31,990 ♪ It isn't what you're showing me ♪ 1974 01:33:31,990 --> 01:33:35,064 ♪ It's what you have 1975 01:33:35,064 --> 01:33:40,074 ♪ I can't get through to you 1976 01:33:41,810 --> 01:33:44,983 ♪ I can't get through